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September 23, 2010
If you haven't seen it by now, the NIWA is on the EWrestling wiki.  The NIWA has been on it since 2009.  You can check out the main article here.  From there you can view, read, and contribute to the articles.  Two of the newest articles related to the NIWA are Clash of the Titans and Clash of the Titans (2009).  More will be added in the coming days and weeks.
 

Ken Shamrock Has Words For Drew McIntyre

September 20, 2010
Drew McIntyre has tried to stir up some controversy since arriving in the NIWA earlier this year.  With his talks of an anonymous NIWA executive to being the "chosen one."  McIntyre has walked into the NIWA with a purpose and that purpose is to be the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion.  But that hasn't been without people taking notice.

One such person who has taken notice is Ken Shamrock.  Shamrock has taken issue with McIntyre for saying that he is the only real wrestler in the NIWA.

"Drew McIntyre saying he is the only real wrestler her in the NIWA proves his talking out of his ass.  Did he forget that I am a former NWA World Heavyweight Champion?  I've was wrestler while he was still in diapers."

As you know, McIntyre doesn't care what anybody says because he will do what it takes to get his way.

"He thinks that he will use every trick in the book to get his way, but if I have any say about it, then he will have to work for what he has."

Shamrock knows that McIntyre is the number one contender for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship at A Change Of Seasons and is hoping that McIntyre doesn't get his hands on the most coveted prize in the NIWA.

"McIntyre has risen quickly through the ranks of the NIWA.  People who have been busting their ass, McIntyre has risen quicker then them.  I will see to it that McIntyre is knocked down the ranks here in the NIWA and I will snap his ankle in the process.  He thinks he can just walk into NIWA and become a contender for the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion, then he is mistaken."

Shamrock warns McIntyre to watch his back because he could strike anytime, anywhere.

"McIntyre wants to be a masked man and attack people before showing his face.  Well, I will attack him anytime, anywhere and not hide my face to do it.  So McIntyre, let this be a warning to you.  I will not hold back, so be prepared!"
 

Johnny Bravo Says He is Rightful Contender

August 12, 2010
Johnny Bravo defeated Max Payne to become the number one contender for the NIWA Venue Championship.  But it seems as thought "Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe and Tiger Woods have not bothered to take notice according to Bravo.

"Those two have obviously have been too busy with the NIWA Venue Championship that they haven't bothered to see that I am the number one contender," said Johnny Bravo.

That is why Bravo took the matters into his own hands and attacked both Rolfe and Woods.  Bravo also wanted to take them out so he didn't have to go through another contenders match.

"I am the rightful number one contender.  So why should I have to go through another match?  What has Tiger Woods done to deserve a shot at it?  If Woods wants a shot so bad, then he has to go through me first.  I don't have to go through anybody," adds Bravo.

Bravo has went to Mr. C.C. to see what can be done to change this.

"I understand that Johnny Bravo is the rightful number one contender.  I will work something out with Theo Clardy in regards to getting this changed," said NIWA owner Mr. C.C..

Theo Clardy couldn't be reached for comments, but we do know that Mr. C.C. has been trying to contact Clardy in regards to getting this matter resolved.

Rolfe and Woods who are banged up after the attack each had this to say:

"I am the NIWA Venue Champion and if Johnny Bravo wants a shot at this then he can come and get it.  But taking it will be a harder task," says current NIWA Venue Champion James Rofle.

"Who does Johnny Bravo think he is anyways?  Some Elvis wannabe?  He thinks he can just attack me from behind at my hotel?  Well news flash Bravo, attack me once, shame on you; attack me twice, shame on me.  If you want a fight, then a fight you will get.  Just name the place and time and we can do this.  Then once I am done with you, I will go on to become the next NIWA Venue Champion," says Tiger Woods.

Speculation is that whoever is the number one contender, they will get their shot at the NIWA Venue Championship at SummerJam 2K10.  That has yet to be confirmed.
 

Terrell Owens Injured Last Night

August 8, 2010
During his match with Blitz during last night's Saturday Night Showdown, current EMW World Heavyweight Champion Terrell Owens rammed his head into an exposed turnbuckle near the end of the match. It is now being confirmed that Owens suffered a mild concussion due to the mishap and it appears he will some time off to recover. Officials say that the injury is only a minor head injury, however, with current times of head injuries being closely followed, NIWA officials are taking no chances.

Owens will be out for 1-2 weeks of action, however, Owens will not miss his scheduled EMW World Heavyweight Championship defense against Kimbo Slice, nor will he miss his Championship Eliminator Challenge match at Summer Stampede, but Owens has been recommended to be written out of all EMW and NIWA shows due to this injury.

NIWA will keep you posted if anything further develops.
 

Michael Buffer's New Role Within The NIWA

August 1, 2010
With the hiring of Howard Finkel, Michael Buffer's role as in-ring announcer will be scaled back to main events on Saturday Night Showdown and supercards.  He will be also be conducting backstage interviews from time to time along with Ron Burgundy and Vanna White.
 

Fall From Battle For Glory

December 18, 2009
The following is an exclusive backstage look at the fall out from NIWA Battle For Glory brought to you NIWA Executive Producer Ron Howard:

--Many in the back were less then thrilled with the performance of all four men in the match. Many saw the finish as weak and rushed. The actual planned finish was for "007" James Bond to hit the Secret Agent Slam on Terrell Owens still getting the pin. Bond wasn't supposed to get the pin by draping an arm over Owens.

--With Mr. Clean issuing a challenge towards the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion, there was buzz backstage that there was from other guys in wanting a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship. There is no consensus as too who will be the next number one contender for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship. But it will be determined during the next house show tour.

--In a very good match according to many, Buttercup retained the NIWA World Women's Championship by defeating a very game Adrenaline A. Joanna Dark is already the number one contender for the title. Dark said that she will continue on her winning ways all the way up to Christmas Catastrophe before winning the NIWA World Women's Championship. "I have been on a winning streak defeating former NIWA World Women's Champions and former number one contenders. I won't stop beating them till I become the new NIWA World Women's Champion, says Dark." Whether she beats Buttercup remains to be seen.

--Wario is expected to make his return during the Chaos During The Christmas Season Tour. He is making his return after more then five months off with a shoulder injury. Wario has said that after over five months off with a injury, he can't wait to get back in the ring. "I am back and better then ever. There is some business I need to take care of and they know who they are. But everything will get taken care of in due time," said Wario. There is no specific date of his return, but it will before the end of the year.

--Link was once again beaten by a woman. What frame of mind will Link be in following this? Link has been known to have his problems with the women of the NIWA. Will this start more problems with the women in the NIWA? "This is just another thing that those people out there will use against me. First they turn on me no thanks to Mr. C.C., now this. I won't rest until something is done? What will Link do to rectify this situation? Only time will tell.

--The Powerpuff Girls were apart of the winning time at Battle For Glory, so this leaves the number one contenders for the NIWA World Women's Tag Team Championship in question. Many are speculating that the Outer World Violators will be the ones to challenge for the World Women's Tag Team Championship, although nothing is confirmed at this point in time. Stay tuned for updates in the news and NIWA programming for any additional information regarding this.

--The dark match of Battle For Glory featured Max Payne taking on Turok in what was said to be a very good and competitive match. The crowd was said to be solidly in this match split between both guys. Turok was able to get the win after hitting the Dinosaur Hunter.

Upcoming Events
December 17th - New Orleans, Louisiana
December 19th - Boosier City, Louisiana
December 20th - Lafayette, Louisiana
December 22nd - Mobile, Alabama
December 23rd - Auburn, Alabama
December 26th - Tuscaloosa, Alabama
December 27th - Tallahassee, Florida
December 30th - Miami, Florida for Christmas Castastrophe
 

Battle For Glory - Dallas, Texas - November 29, 2009

December 17, 2009
Battle For Glory
American Airlines Center
Dallas, Texas
Sunday, November 29th, 2009


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Announcer: In battle… the one thing every person wishes to obtain… is glory…

Shows Blitz holding of the World Heavyweight Championship, then shows James Bond holding up the World Heavyweight Championship*

Announcer: …it is the driving force of every man’s ego.

Screen shows JTH and Chuck Norris face to face.

Announcer: To succeed in this business…you must have an ego.

Shows Terrell Owens posing on the ramp way.

Announcer: But to please you ego…you take your opponents glory.

Shows multiple scenes including: "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels and Chuck Norris trading blows, Terrell Owens giving a T.O. Elbow to Blitz, and James Bond giving a Secret Agent Slam to JTH.

Announcer: Tonight is the Quest for Redemption…

Blitz gives the All Out Blitz to Terrell Owens, Zangief gives the Russian National Slam to James Bond, Sonya Blade whipping Buttercup with a kendo stick.

Announcer: the climax for rivalries…

Fozzie Osbourne gives a Tallywacker to Blitz, Chuck Norris gives a Chuck Norris Kick to JTH, and Shawn Michaels gives Sweet Chin Music to James Bond.

Announcer: the battle… for glory!

Shows James Bond posing with the World Heavyweight Championship over a fallen JTH and screen fades to black.



Announcer: And now… NIWA Presents…Battle For Glory!

Pyro goes off inside a sold out American Airlines Center from Dallas, Texas. Four Titles will be decided, seven matches in all. As the crowd is one their feet preparing for the first match.

Team Johanna Dark vs. Team Sonya Blade
Johanna Dark, Elana Fanshaw, Xena, & Gabrielle vs. Sonya Blade, Frost, Tanya, & Sareena
Ref: Big John McCarthy


Buffer: Our opening contest here tonight is a Women’s “Battle For Glory” Tag Match. Now in this match, eliminations occur by either pinfall, submission, countout, or disqualification. The team to eliminate all members of an opposing team will be the winners.




Team Sonya Blade steps onto the entrance stage getting boos.

Buffer: Introducing first is team number one. From The United States Special Forces and from The Outworld respectively is Sonya Blade, Frost, Tanya, and Sareena... Team Sonya Blade!

Sonya Blade heads to the ring with her team alongside.



Team Joanna Dark steps onto the entrance stage getting cheers.

Buffer: Introducing their opponents, from the United States, Hawkensville, Georgia; Amphipolis and Potidaea, Greece; Joanna Dark, Elana Fanshaw, Xena Warrior Princess, and Gabrielle... Team Joanna Dark!

Joanna Dark heads to the ring with her team alongside.

The two team captains start the match, the two start chain wrestling with neither one getting an advantage, the two get up, Sonya Blade gives a cheap kick to the gut, and pulls her down by the hair. Sonya slams Joanna Dark’s head in the mat, picks her up, hair mares her down to the ground, then a dropkick to the back of the head. Sonya tags Frost who comes in, gives a running kick to the face, cover, and a two count. Frost sends Joanna off the ropes, Gabrielle makes a blind tag, gets in the ring, Joanna kicks Frost in the face, Gabrielle grabs Frost, nails a German Suplex, and a two count. Gabrielle nails a standing Moonsault. Gabrielle picks up Frost, sends her off the ropes, connects with a Springboard Dropkick, then pulls her to the corner, Gabrielle goes for Messenger of God, but Frost gets her knees up, Frost takes advantage, nails The Frostbite on Gabrielle, makes a cover, gets the three, and Gabrielle is eliminated. Elana enters the ring, gives Frost and hard clothesline as Frost gets to her feet, Elana picks Frost up, gives her hard shots to the body, gives a reverse body slam to Frost, makes the cover, and a two count. Elana picks up Frost again, Frost rams Elana into Frost’s corner, Tanya makes a tag, comes in, gives shots to the face of Elana in the corner, Tanya brings her out, sends he off the ropes, gives a Leg Lariat, makes a cover, and only a one count. Tanya brings Elana over, makes a tag to Sareena, the two give a Double Suplex to Elana, cover, and again only a one count. Sareena mounts Elana, pounds away at her, Elana just shoves her off, Sareena gives more shots to Elena, but they seem to have little effect. Sareena makes a tag to Tanya, they both send Elana off the ropes, both duck down, and Elana plants a Double DDT on both of them. Elana then picks up Tanya and gives her an Iowa Slam, makes the cover, gets the three, and Tanya is eliminated. Elana picks up Sareena, gives an Iowa Slam to Sareena as well, makes the cover, gets another three, and Sareena is eliminated. Frost gets in the ring, pounds away at Elana with right hands, Frost comes off the ropes, Elana nails a Boss Man Slam on her, Elana is pumped up, and the crowd is on their feet. Elana grabs Frost and points at Sonya in the corner, nails another Iowa Slam on Frost, grabs Frost, locks in a Deep Boston Crab, Frost tries to reach for the ropes, but doesn’t holdout long, soon taps out, and it’s down to 3 on 1 as Sonya reluctantly enters the ring. Sonya ducks under the right hand, gives rights and lefts, and body shots. A kick to the gut, goes for Purple Haze, but Elana doesn’t allow it to happen, Elana lifts up Sonya, plants her with a Powerbomb, cover, and a two count. Elana rams Sonya’s head into the turnbuckle over and over again, the referee moves her back, Sonya during so removes the turnbuckle padding, Elana comes back, Sonya pulls Elana face first into the turnbuckle bolt, grabs her, nails the Deadly Kiss on Elana, makes the cover, gets the three, and Elana Fanshaw is eliminated. Xena Warrior Princess clubs Sonya in the back, knocks her to the ropes, Sonya reverses the Irish Whip, ducks down, Xena grabs her, nails a Tiger Bomb, makes the cover, and gets a two count. Sonya starts to come back, nails Xena back to the corner, sends her to the opposite corner which is her own corner, Sonya goes for a Bicycle kick in, Xena gets her foot up, Joanna tags herself in without Xena knowing, Xena nails a Xena Spear on Sonya, Joanna jumps on top of Sonya, hooks the leg, and gets the three. Joanna Dark and Xena Warrior Princess are the survivors of their team.

Buffer: Here are your winners of the match, Team Joanna and your survivors of the match... Joanna Dark and Xena Warrior Princess!

After the match Xena questions what was with Joanna coming in, Johanna’s only response is a kick to the gut, picks up Xena, nails a Perfect Dark on Xena, starts talking smack to her, then she leaves the ring to a mixed reaction.

Vanna White stops Joanna Dark as she is heading to the back.

Vanna: Joanna your team won, but why did you attack Xena after the match?

Joanna: My sight was set on winning the match and I did that. I did what I did to Xena for two reasons. One, she should have never questioned me, two, I am making a statement that I don't care who the NIWA World Women's Champion is because I will face whoever I have to.

Joanna Dark walks off.

Shows how Eddie Murphy became the number one contender for the NIWA Venue Championship.

Ron Burgundy is standing by with Eddie Murphy.

Burgundy: Eddie, in just a few moments you will be facing a man who you have face before in Waluigi. Do feel you have what it takes to win the Venue Championship?

Eddie: Waluigi may have beat once before, but I guarantee you that it will not happen again. I know Waluigi will try anything to retain the Venue Championship, but you know I won't let that happen because I dare to try it because at the end of the match, we will see who walks out the NIWA Venue Champion.

Eddie Murphy leaves the interview area and heads to the ring.

NIWA Venue Championship
(c)Waluigi w/Pauline vs. Eddie Murphy
Ref: Mario Yamasaki


Buffer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the NIWA Venue Championship.



Eddie Murphy steps onto the entrance stage getting a huge ovation.

Buffer: Introducing first is the challenger, from Beverly Hills, California... Eddie Murphy.

Eddie Murphy walks to the ring getting cheers from the crowd, then enters the ring poses, and waits for his opponent.



Waluigi and Pauline step onto the entrance stage getting boos.

Buffer: His opponent, being accompanied to the ring from The Deep Dark Woods of Mushroom, he is the reigning and defending NIWA Venue Champion... Waluigi!

Waluigi and Pauline continue to the ring getting boss. They enter the ring, taunt the crowd getting more boos, than hand the belt to the ref.

Waluigi and Eddie Murphy lock up. Waluigi maneuvers Eddie into the corner, the ref is trying to separate them, Waluigi goes for a punch, but Eddie ducks out of the way. Waluigi runs at Eddie, he drop toe holds Waluigi to the mat, and lands an elbow to the back. Eddie lands a few stomps to the body of Waluigi, Waluigi reverses the Irish whip, Waluigi hits a powerslam on Eddie, pin, and a two count. Waluigi grabs Eddie, hits a double arm release suplex, and Eddie falls to the outside. Waluigi distracts the ref and this allows Pauline to lands some stomps to the body of Eddie. The ref asks Pauline if she did anything, but Pauline acts all innocent. Waluigi goes to the outside, whips Eddie into the steel steps, runs at Eddie, lands a knee to the head of Eddie, rolls him back into the ring, cover, and a two count. Snap mare, Waluigi lands a stiff kick to the back of Eddie, Waluigi bounces off the ropes, lands a dropkick to the face of Eddie, cover, and a two count. Waluigi mounts Eddie, lands a flurry of rights to the face off Eddie, whips Eddie into the corner, Waluigi taunts the crowd, runs at Eddie, but Eddie moves out of the way causing Waluigi to hit the corner chest first. Waluigi stumbles backwards out of the corner, Eddie hits a neckbreaker, cover, and a two count. Eddie lands some rapid elbow drops to the chest of Waluigi, Eddie grabs Waluigi, hits a back drop suplex, a leg drop, cover, and a two count. Eddie whips Waluigi off the ropes, lands a perfectly placed dropkick to the face of Waluigi, Eddie grabs Waluigi, hits a body slam driver, cover, and a two count. Eddie whips Waluigi into the corner, runs in, lands a forearm to the face of Waluigi, Eddie goes to the top rope, waits for Waluigi to turn around, and Eddie hits a tornado DDT on Waluigi. Eddie grabs Waluigi, hits a back drop driver in shades of "Dr. Death" Steve Williams, Eddie goes for a cover, Pauline gets on the ring apron, and distracts the ref. Mario Yamasaki is arguing with Pauline to get off the ring apron, Eddie tries to take a swipe at Pauline, but Pauline avoids it by hopping off the ring apron, Eddie turns his attention back to Waluigi, Waluigi rolls up Eddie in a small package, but Eddie kicks out at two. Both men are to their feet, Eddie burries a knee deep in the gut of Waluigi, Waluigi reverses the Irish whip, and lands a boot to the face of Eddie. Waluigi whips Eddie off the ropes, hits Eddie with a spinebuster, cover, and a two count. Waluigi grabs Eddie, goes for a hangman noose neckbreaker, but Eddie grabs the top rope, and Waluigi slams the back of his head on the mat. Waluigi falls to the outside, Eddie climbs to the top rope, waits for Waluigi to get to his feet, and Eddie hits a cross body on Waluigi. Eddie rams Waluigi back first into the barricade wall, Eddie picks up Waluigi, drops him throat first on the barricade wall, rolls him back into the ring, cover, and a two count. Waluigi is getting to his feet, but Eddie lands a kick to the head and face of Waluigi not allowing him to get to his feet, whips Waluigi off the ropes, lands a perfectly placed dropkick to the face of the Waluigi, cover, and a two count. Eddie is waiting for Waluigi to get to his feet, Waluigi pulls himself up by the ropes, Eddie goes for the Beverly Hill Crusher, Waluigi lands some elbows to the side of Eddie's head to get out of the move, than lands a enzuigri, cover, and Eddie gets a foot on the bottom rope. Waluigi thinks he won the match, but the ref say he didn't, and that Eddie got a foot on the bottom rope. Eddie gets to his feet, Waluigi lands a kick to the gut, goes for the Wimp To Winner, Eddie lands on his feet, hits a Diamond Cutter, cover, and another two count. Eddie thought he had the match won. Eddie lands some stomps to the body of Waluigi, whips Waluigi into the corner, Eddie poses to the crowd getting some cheers, runs in at Waluigi, Waluigi gets an elbow up, Eddie stumbles backwards slightly, Waluigi goes to the middle rope, and hits a jumping back kick to the face of Eddie, cover, and a two count. Waluigi grabs Eddie, tosses him over the top rope, and Eddie lands with a big thud on the outside. Waluigi once again has the ref distracted, this allows Pauline to grab Eddie, and slam his head into the ring apron repeatedly. Waluigi goes to the outside, rams Eddie back first into the ring apron repeatedly, Waluigi picks up Eddie, and land drops Eddie face first on the ring apron. Waluigi rolls Eddie back into the ring, Waluigi taunts the crowd allowing Eddie to shake the cobwebs out of his head and allowing him to get to his feet, Waluigi turns around, and Eddie lands a baseball slide sending Waluigi to the floor. Waluigi slowly gets to his feet, Eddie bounces off the ropes, Eddie hits a plancha taking down Waluigi, quickly rolls him back into the ring, cover, and a two count. Eddie grabs Waluigi by the arm, pulls him, but Waluigi reverses it, and both men take each other down with clotheslines. The ref is up to six when Eddie drapes an arm over Waluigi, but Pauline gets on the apron, the ref is arguing with Pauline to get off the apron, but she is not doing so. The ref tells Pauline that she will be ejected from ringside if she doesn't do so. Pauline gets off the apron, the ref turns around, sees the Eddie's arm draped over Waluigi, makes the count, and Waluigi rolls a shoulder off the mat. Both men are slowly making their way to the their feet, they are exchanging punches, Eddie is getting the better of the exchange, but Waluigi stops Eddie's momentum by landing a kick to the gut. Waluigi hits sunset flip, Eddie rolls through, jackknife pins Waluigi, and gets the three. Eddie Murphy has surprised everyone and has won the NIWA Venue Championship. The expression on Waluigi's face tells the tale.

Buffer: Here is your winner and NEW NIWA Venue Champion... Eddie Murphy!

Eddie Murphy falls to his knees in celebration while clutching the NIWA Venue Championship. Eddie gets to his feet and raises the the Venue Championship in the air as Waluigi is taking a temper tantrum in the ring.

Ron Burgundy comes down where Eddie Murphy is for some post match comments.

Burgundy: You accomplished what you set out do and that is not have Waluigi's antics keep you from winning the NIWA Venue Championship. How do you feel?

Eddie: I feel amazing Ron. This just goes to show you Waluigi and Pauline using some of their tactics don't work. I said before the match that I would do what it took to win and I did. I am going to hold this belt for a long, long time and if anyone wants to challenge me for the belt, than they are more welcome too because I love a challenge!

Burgundy: There we have it ladies and gentlemen, the new NIWA Venue Champion, Eddie Murphy.

"007" James Bond is backstage polishing the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship. He looks up, sees the camera, and begins to speak.

Bond: People are continuing to say that my winning of the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship was a fluke and an underhanded win. But I am a spy and I do what it takes to win. If you don't like that, then I don't care. When it is all said and done I will walk out the same way I walked in and that is the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship. Now if you'll excuse I have a title to shine up.

James Bond goes back to polishing the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship.

Vanna: My guest at this time is the number one contender for the NIWA World Brass Knuckles Championship, "The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne. You are a former World Brass Knuckles Champion and looking for your second reign with the title. Since you know how its done, do you have what it takes to beat your bigger opponent in Zangief?

Fozzie: People may say that I don't have what it takes, but I will show them. People may not like me or like Zangief for that matter, but I slay down the doubts just like I will slay down the big Russian. No matter my size, I will defeat Zanief and regain my NIWA World Brass Knuckles Championship.

Zangief interrupts the interview.

Zangief: You really think so Fozzie? You really think you can beat me for the NIWA World Brass Knuckles Championship? That's laughable. This title is not going anywhere! So I dare you try anything because I am going to love beating your ass!

Fozzie Osbourne slaps Zangief, then runs leaving Zangief pissed.

NIWA World Brass Knuckle Championship
(c)Zangief vs. "The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne
Ref: Herb Dean


Buffer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the NIWA World Brass Knuckles Championship.



Fozzie Osbourne steps onto the entrance stage getting some boos.

Buffer: Introducing first is the challenger, from Calgary, Alberta; weighing 180 pounds... "The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne!

Fozzie Osbourne continues to make his way to the ring getting boos. He enters the ring, taunts the crowd, and waits for his opponent.



Zangief steps onto the entrance stage getting a ton of boos.

Buffer: Introducing his opponent, from Moscow, Russia; weighing 359 pounds, he is the reigning and defending NIWA World Brass Knuckles Champion... Zangief!

Zangief continues to make his way to the ring getting boos. He enters the ring, taunts the crowd and his opponent, then hands the belt to the ref.

Zangief and "The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne waste no time in getting the match started. They start trading punches back and forth. Zangief whips Fozzie off the ropes, Fozzie slides under Zangief avoiding the clothesline, chop blocks Zangief taking him down to one knee, Fozzie bounces off the ropes, lands a dropkick to the side of Zangief's head, cover, and Zangief kicks out with authority at one. Fozzie falls to the outside, Zangief gets up, Fozzie grabs a leg of Zangief, but Zangief lands a kick to the head of Fozzie, and Fozzie hits the barricade wall. Zangief grabs Fozzie, throws him around on the outside, and Fozzie hits the floor with a big thud. Zangief lands stomps to the body of Fozzie, grabs Fozzie, and throws Fozzie into the barricade wall. Zangief taunts the crowd and has a confident look on his face as though he has the match firmly in his control. Fozzie crawls over to the steel ring steps, Fozzie pulls himself up by the steel ring steps, Zangief turns around, sees this, runs at Fozzie, Fozzie drop toe holds Zangief into the steel steps, and Fozzie lands kick the back of Zangief's head crushing his face into the steel steps some more. Fozzie starts looking around for something, finds a steel chair, attempts to hit Zangief with it, but Zangief punches the chair back into the face of Fozzie, Fozzie falls to the floor, cover, and a two count. Zangief sets up the chair, grabs Fozzie, hits a sidewalk slam on the chair, cover, and a two count. Again Zangief taunts the crowd, this allows Fozzie to recover some, Zangief grabs Fozzie, but Fozzie low blow Zangief, and hits a DDT on the floor. Fozzie looks under the ring for something, finds a a garbage can, hits Zangief with it a few times, than takes the garbage lids, waits for him to get to his knees, lands a few shots to the head of Zangief, than a one man con-chair-to with garbage can lids. Fozzie grabs Zangief, slams his head into the steel ring post, Zangief falls to his knees, Fozzie takes Zangief down with a bulldog headlock, cover, and a two count. Fozzie grabs Zangief attempts a suplex, but can't get Zangief up, Zangief hits a suplex of own, and Fozzie hits back first on the entrance ramp. Zangief grabs Fozzie, goes for a spinebuster, but Fozzie counters with a DDT, cover, and a two count. Fozzie looks under the ring, grabs a Singapore cane, lays into Zangief with shot after shot with the Singapore cane, than chokes Zangief with the Singapore cane. Fozzie grabs Zangief slams his head into the Battle For Glory set, Fozzie hits a neckbreaker, cover, and a two count. Fozzie grabs Zangief in a front face lock, Fozzie looks to go for another DDT, but Zangief counters it, and rams Fozzie back first into the Battle For Glory set. You can see the pain etched on the face of Fozzie. Zangief grabs the head of Fozzie, repeatedly slams the head of Fozzie into the Battle For Glory set, grabs Fozzie hits a reverse Death Valley Driver onto the entrance stage, cover, and a two count. Zangief has a confident look his face, pushes Fozzie with his foot like he has the match in his control, Zangief grabs Fozzie, than throws him to the back. Fozzie crawl away from Zangief, Fozzie pulls himself up by a table, Zangief grabs Fozzie, but Fozzie grabs a coffee pot, and smashes the glass coffee pot on the head of Zangief. Zangief has shards of glass in his forehead, he falls to his knees, Fozzie puts him in a headlock, and lands multiple punches to the head of Zangief. You see blood trickling down the face of Zangief, Fozzie pounds away at the head of Zangief trying to bust him open even more, then they both start fighting their way to the equipment area. Fozzie slams the head of Zangief on an equipment box, Fozzie tries to do it again, but Zangief lands an elbow to the gut of Fozzie, and slams the head of Fozzie into the equipment box. Zangief lands a clubbing blow the to the back Fozzie, Zangief whips Fozzie into an equipment box, Zangief runs at Fozzie, nails Fozzie with a big boot the face of Fozzie, cover, and a two count. Zangief grabs Fozzie, plants Fozzie on top of an equipment box with a sidewalk slam, Fozzie is writhing in pain, cover, and a two count. Zangief has Fozzie in a double underhook, hits a double underhook powerbomb onto an equipment box, cover, and a two count. Zangief lands a few shots to the head of Fozzie, Zangief starts climbing up to where the fans are in the stands, climbs on top of the railing, Zangief taunts the crowd getting boos from the fan, Zangief jumps off the railing going for a splash on Fozzie, but Fozzie moves out of the way just in time, and Zangief goes crashing through the table. Zangief seems to be out, Fozzie is having hard time lifting up Zangief, Fozzie slowly lifts up Zangief, props him against the wall, lands a kick to the gut of Zangief, hits the Tallywacker, cover, and gets the three. "The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne is the new NIWA World Brass Knuckles Champion.

Mixed “Battle For Glory” Tag Match
NIWA World Tag Team Champions Super Mario Bros & NIWA Women’s Tag Team Champions Powerpuff Girls vs. Link, Ganondorf, The Outer World Violators
Ref: Big John McCarthy


Buffer: The following contest, is a Mixed Tag Team “Battle For Glory” match. Now in this match, the men must wrestle the men, the women must wrestle the women, and the match ends when a male or female team has both members eliminated.



The Powerpuff Girls step onto the entrance stage getting cheers.

Buffer: Introducing first is team number one, from Townsville, USA; they are the NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions, Blossom and Bubbles... The Powerpuff Girls!

They continue to the ring getting cheers. They enter the ring and pose for the crowd before waiting for their teammates.



The Super Mario Brothers step onto the entrance stage getting a huge ovation.

Buffer: Their teammates, from The Mushroom Kingdom, they are the NIWA World Tag Team Champions, Mario and Luigi... The Super Mario Brothers!

The Super Mario Brothers make their way to the ring getting a huge ovation. They enter the ring and embrace their teammates while waiting for their opponents.



The Outer World Violators step onto the entrance stage getting boos.

Buffer: Their opponents, first from the Outworld, Kitana and Jade... The Outer World Violator!

The Outer World Violators make their way to the ring getting boos. They enter the ring and taunt both the crowd and their opponents before waiting for the teammates.



Link and Ganondorf step onto the entrance stage getting huge amount of boos.

Buffer: Their teammates, from Hyrule Kingdom... Link and Ganondorf!

Link and Ganondorf make their way to the ring getting boos. They enter the ring and taunt their opponents.

Luigi starts the match with Link, Link kicks Luigi trying for a grapple, pounds Luigi back to the ropes, Link sends Luigi off the ropes, Luigi comes back with a clothesline, and knocks Link off guard. Luigi starts punching and chopping away at Link, Luigi sends Link off the ropes, delivers a Back Body Flip Slam, cover, and a two count. Luigi puts Link on the middle ropes, does a running attack forcing Link’s throat on the ropes, Luigi calls for another one, comes off the ropes, goes for it, but Ganondorf from the apron punches Luigi in the face preventing it. Mario gets in the ring, knocks Ganon off the apron, heads to the outside, nails Ganon with a Axe Handle off the apron, and starts wailing away at Ganondorf on the outside. Luigi gets back up, attacks Link some more, beats him down to the corner, and gives a running knee to the face of Link. Meanwhile Ganon gets Mario and throws him into the timekeeper’s table. Luigi on the inside goes for a Super Luigi Stunner, but Link gets out of the ring, distracts the referee which allows Ganondorf to enter the ring, attack Luigi, Ganon nails a Ganon Bomb on Luigi, leaves the ring, as he does Link reenters the ring, makes the cover on Luigi, the referee is confused, but makes the count, and Link gets the three. Luigi is eliminated, now Mario is the legal man on the outside, The Powerpuff Girls realize this and try to revive Mario, do so, and Mario is able to get in the at nine. Link makes the tag to Ganon who starts choking away at Mario and breaks on four. Ganon starts to wail at Mario some more. Ganon gets up, calls for the Ganon Claw, waits for Mario to get to his feet, Ganon goes for it, Mario holds Ganon’s hand preventing it, kicks Ganon in the gut, nails a DDT, and both men are down. Ganon is able to tag in Link, Link tries to stop the tag, but Mario makes the tag to Blossom, and Link is forced to leave the ring. Jade comes in the ring, misses a right hand, Blossom starts rapid punching Jade in the face, then right hand to the gut, and an uppercut taking her down. Blossom picks her up, drops her with a Military Press Slam, makes a cover, and a two count. Blossom picks her up, Jade then bear hugs her, brings her to her corner, and Kitana makes the tag. Kitana gets in the ring, gives punches to a defenseless Blossom, then throws her to the middle of the ring, and connects with a Head Scissors on Blossom. Kitana then heads to the top rope, looks for a Double Axe Handle, but Blossom kicks her, picks her up for Perfectly Painful and connects with it, Bubbles prevents Jade from entering the ring, Blossom gets the three, and Kitana is eliminated. Jade gets in the ring, runs Blossom, gets a Hip Toss from Blossom, makes a tag to Bubbles who gets on the top turnbuckle, jumps off with a Sky High Cross Body, and a two count. Bubbles picks up Jade for the Powerpuff Spiral Bomb, but Jade tags Link while being spun, and Bubbles drills her without knowing a tag was made. Link gets in the ring, runs right over Bubbles, gets booed for it, grabs Mario, and bring him into the ring. Link connects with Crossface punches, picks up Mario, nails a Hangman’s Noose Neckbreaker, cover, and a two count. Mario tries to fight back with punches to the ribs, comes off the ropes, but gets caught by Link who takes him down with a Side Effect Slam, another cover, and a two count. Link drags Mario over to his corner, tags Ganondorf who comes in, connects with a big boot on Mario, and calls for the end. Ganondorf goes for the Ganon Bomb, but Mario punches out of it, lands on his feet, goes for the Super Mario Stunner, but Ganon counters with a clothesline, cover, and a two count. Ganon is frustrated, so he exits the ring, grabs a steel chair, gets in, and blatantly hits Mario in the head with it in front of the referee causing the disqualification thus eliminating Ganon. Link sees the reason for this, quickly jumps in the ring, makes the cover on Mario, and Mario is still able to kick out before the three. Ganon is forced to leave the ring, Link tries to prevent Mario from making the tag, but Mario shoves Link back, and tags in Bubbles. Link just nails Blossom off the apron to distract Bubbles, Jade enters the ring behind Bubbles, hits her with a kick to the back of the head, connects with a Dragon Suplex bridging her neck for a pin, gets the three, and Bubbles is eliminated. Now Its down to one person on each respective team. Blossom crawls into the ring, Jade clubs away at Blossom in the back, gives her a Suplex, cover, and a two count. Jade sends Blossom to the corner, sets her up, Jade connects with a Superplex off the top, makes another cover, and another two count. Jade is frustrated, starts kicking away at Blossom relentlessly, pounds her to the corner, Jade goes for a Running Shoulder Tackle, but Blossom evades it, connects with perfectly Painful, but can’t make the cover, and both women are down. After some time both women start to crawl to their corners, both make tags to Link and Mario, Mario blocks the right hand, takes Link down with a clothesline, Mario sends Link off the ropes, a back body drop, Link gets up, Mario connects with a Side Belly to Belly Suplex, cover, and a two count. Mario sends Link to the corner, goes for the Butt Bomb, connects, Link comes out of the corner, Mario connects with a Super Mario Stunner, and Link goes down. Mario makes the cover, but Jade puts Link’s foot on the rope to break the count, Blossom comes in the ring, and gives a Flipping Senton over the ropes onto Jade on the outside. The referee tries to get the girls broken up on the outside, doesn’t see Link give a low blow to Mario in the ring, then connects with a ZDT on Mario, the referee gets in the ring, makes the count, but Blossom jumps in the ring, and breaks up the count before the three. Link can’t believe it, grabs Blossom by the hair, but Blossom punches Link in the gut, then gives a Power Punch to Link in the face knocking him out, Blossom pulls Mario onto Link, the referee makes the count, and Mario gets the three. Link is eliminated thus giving the match to Mario and Blossom. The two leave the ring as Link is still out in the ring, Link has now been taken out by two women in the NIWA, and Link may never hear the end of this.

Terrell Owens and Mike Gundy are talking strategy when they look up and see the camera, then Owens begins to speak.

T.O.: Mike, tonight I will regain the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship. Sure I hold the record for shortest reign as champion, but that doesn't matter. I know what it takes the win the World Heavyweight Championship and I will do it again. This time it will be for longer then 35 seconds thus proving that nobody can go with T.O.!

The screen fades to black as they go back to discussing strategy.

Adrenaline A approaches Buttercup in the locker room who is getting ready for their match.

Adrenaline A: Buttercup, I just want to wish you luck in our match. I have respect for you, but that doesn't mean I will take it easy on you.

Adrenaline A: I expect nothing less from you!

Adrenaline A leaves the locker room and heads to the ring.

Buttercup: I appreciate that. Just know that I will do whatever it takes to retain my NIWA World Women's Championship!

NIWA World Women’s Championship
(c)Buttercup vs. Adrenaline A
Ref: Mario Yamasaki


Buffer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the NIWA World Women's Championship.



Adrenaline A steps onto the entrance stage getting a massive amount of cheers.

Buffer: Introducing first is the challenger, from Calgary, Alberta... Adrenaline A!

Adrenaline A continues to make her way to the ring getting a massive amount of cheers. She enters the ring and poses for the fans before waiting for her opponent.



Buttercup steps onto the entrance stage getting a great reaction.

Buffer: Her opponent, from Townsville, USA, she is the reigning and defending NIWA World Women's Champion... Buttercup!

Buttercup makes her way to the ring with the title on her shoulder. She enters the ring, poses for the crowd, then hands the belt to the ref.

Mario Yamasaki calls for the bell. They both lock up, Adrenaline A goes behind Buttercup, hammerlocks Buttercup, drop toe holds Buttercup, floats over into a front face lock, snap suplexes Buttercup, floats over into the pin, and a two count. They lock up a second time, Buttercup puts Adrenaline A in a headlock, drop toe holds Adrenaline A to the mat, floats over into a front face lock, than arm drags Adrenaline A over while still on the mat, cover, and a two count. The two quickly get to their feet, both are at a stalemate, and the crowd applauds this display of wrestling from the two women. They look to go for a collar and elbow tie up, but Adrenaline A sweeps the legs out from under Buttercup, cover, bridges out at two, Buttercup, hits a sunset flip, a two count as Adrenaline A counters into a pin off her own, a two count, Buttercup counters back into a pin of her own, and a two count, and they are once again at a stand still. The crowd is again applauding their efforts in the early going of this match. They lock up a third time, Adrenaline A uses her size to push Buttercup into the corner, the ref asks for clean, but Adrenaline A lands a clubbing blow to the back of Buttercup, Adrenaline A whips Buttercup to the opposite, and Buttercup hits the corner with a ton of force causing her to fall on her face. Adrenaline A lands a leg drop to the back of Buttercup's head, Adrenaline A grabs Buttercup, hits a guntwrench suplex, cover, and a two count. Adrenaline A grabs Buttercup, snapmares her over, Adrenaline A bounces off the ropes, lands a dropkick to the back and back of the head of Buttercup, cover, and a two count. Adrenaline A grabs Buttercup, hits a backbreaker, keeps Buttercup on her knee, and stretches her over her knee. Mario Yamasaki is in perfect position to see if Buttercup gives up, but she does not, Buttercup starts fighting out of the hold by landing some shot to the body of Adrenaline A, but Adrenaline A lands a rib breaker to the still tender ribs of Buttercup, cover, and a two count. Adrenaline A grabs Buttercup, hits a snap suplex, floats over into a front face lock, goes for a DDT, but Buttercup counters with a small package, only gets a two, they quickly get to their feet, Buttercup back slides Adrenaline, another two count, they get to their feet, and Adrenaline A lands a knee into the gut of Buttercup. Adrenaline A gives a sigh of relief after almost getting pinned twice. Adrenaline A whips Buttercup into the corner, Adrenaline A poses to the crowd getting the crowd behind her, she runs in at Buttercup, but Buttercup moves out of the way, and Adrenaline A hits the steel ring post shoulder first. Buttercup grabs Adrenaline A, hits a shoulder breaker, than turns it into a Diamond Cuter, cover, and two count. Buttercup grabs Adrenaline A, hits a fisherman suplex, Buttercup bounces off the ropes, lands a few quick elbow drops, Buttercup whips Adrenaline A into the corner, Buttercup runs at Adrenaline A, hits her with some shoulders into the gut, than Buttercup hits a pele kick on Adrenaline A. Buttercup pulls Adrenaline A out of the corner placing her in front of the corner, hops up to the corner, hits a moonsault, and a two count. Buttercup grabs Adrenaline A, throws her over the top rope, but Adrenaline A lands on the apron, Buttercup bounces off the ropes, and Buttercup sunset flips Adrenaline A turning it into a powerbomb taking Adrenaline A hard to the out outside floor. You can see the pain on Adrenaline A's face, Buttercup climbs to the top rope, waits for Adrenaline A to get to her feet, hits a hurricanrana on Adrenaline A on the outside, Adrenaline A hits the barricade wall, Buttercup rolls Adrenaline A into the ring, cover, and a two count. Buttercup whips Adrenaline A off the ropes, hits a snap powerslam, cover, and a two count. Buttercup grabs Adrenaline A, pushes her into the ropes, Adrenaline A comes off the ropes, Buttercup lands a kick to the gut of Adrenaline A, Buttercup does this a few times, after the final kick Adrenaline A falls to the mat, and falls out of the ring. Buttercup waits for Adrenaline A to get to her feet, as soon as she does Buttercup bounces off the ropes, Buttercup goes for a baseball slide, but Adrenaline A steps out of the way, Buttercup's momentum allows Adrenaline to catch her, and Adrenaline A hits a swinging Rock Bottom on the outside. You see the pain etched on the face of Buttercup, Adrenaline A grabs Buttercup, drops her ribs first on the barricade wall, Adrenaline A rolls Buttercup back into the ring, cover, and a two count. Adrenaline A stands perched ready to finish off Buttercup, Adrenaline A goes for the Adrenaline Rush, but Buttercup holds on to the ropes, and Adrenaline A lands hard on the mat. Buttercup grabs Adrenaline A, whips her off the ropes, Adrenaline A comes off the ropes, and both women knock heads. The ref starts his mandatory ten count as both women are down, the ref is up to the count of seven by the time they both get to their feet, they start trading punches, Adrenaline A is getting the better of the exchange, but Buttercup stops her momentum, than hits a gutwrench powerbomb, cover, and a near fall. You see the frustration on the face of Buttercup, she grabs Adrenaline A, but Adrenaline A grabs Buttercup, rolls her up in a small package, and almost a three count. They both get to their feet, Adrenaline A ducks a clothesline attempt, Adrenaline A grabs the arm of Buttercup, walks across the top rope, hits Old School, Adrenaline A hits the Adrenaline Rush, and Buttercup rolls out of the ring as Adrenaline A tried to grabs Buttercup for the pin. Adrenaline A goes to the ring apron, waits for Buttercup to get to her feet, Buttercup is too her, Adrenaline A attempts an Asai Moonsault, but Buttercup kicks Adrenaline A's legs out from under her, Adrenaline A hits her face hard on the ring apron, and she is seemingly out. Buttercup rolls Adrenaline A into the ring, goes for a pin, and Adrenaline A had the wherewithal to put a foot on the bottom, Buttercup thinks she has the match won, but Mario Yamasaki informs her that Adrenaline A put her foot on the bottom rope. Buttercup grabs Adrenaline A, signals for the end, hits the Chemical Xplosion, makes the cover, and gets the three. Buttercup retains the NIWA World Women's Championship in a very physical match.

"Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels is finishing getting ready for his title match when he sees the camera, then begins to speak.

HBK: Tonight I face three other man for the most coveted prize in this business. I am facing three other men for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship. I might be more motivated some could say as I have never won the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship, but don't forget I have been World Heavyweight Champion before in my career. So I know what it takes to become a World Heavyweight Champion. You better be prepared for what I will do to win the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship because I will do anything.

The screen fades as Shawn Michaels goes back to preparing for his match.

You see how the following match came to be. It shows how each man qualified for both teams.

"Mr. WreslteMania JTH is seen in the locker room set for his match and turns around to find Blade is face.

Blade: Let’s get one thing out of the way now; I never wanted to be your partner, nor do I want to be your partner. I meant what I said when it doesn’t matter who comes out on top between you or the Human Tornado; neither one of you are on my level, and you never will be.

JTH: Well you are right about that, because I can’t possibly fall that far down to be on your level. So since you felt like saying something to me, let me return the favor and get something out of the way to you. On December 9th, you had better hope… you had better pray to all the voodoo you know that I don’t beat Human Tornado, but it isn’t gonna do you any good. Because I am going to beat The Human Tornado, I am going to Megabrawl 3 to take that title from you; and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it. So tonight why don’t you prove to me that you can raise your bar about five or six notches, and if you do, then maybe you’ll be on my level.

JTH walks off as Blade is irritated.

“Battle For Glory” Tag Match
Team Chuck Norris vs. Team JTH
Chuck Norris, Spider-Man, Peter Pan, & Mr. Clean vs. “Mr. WrestleMania” JTH, Blade, The Punisher, & Jet Li
Ref: Herb Dean


Buffer: The following contest… is a “Battle For Glory” Tag Match.



Jet Li steps onto the entrance stage getting booed.

Buffer: Introducing first, from Beijing, China... Jet Li!

Jet Li enters the ring first and gets a chorus of boos.



Blade and The Punisher step onto the entrance stage getting booed

Buffer: Their teammates, from Detroit, Michigan and Queens, New York respectively, they are members of The Elite Mafia... Blade and The Punisher!

Blade and The Punisher enter the ring together and also get resounding boos.



"Mr. WrestleMania JTH steps onto the entrance stage getting boos.

Buffer: Their teammate and the captain of the team, from Laurel, Delaware... "Mr. WrestleMania" JTH!

JTH enters does his standard entrance, enters the ring, and Blade are face to face yakking at one another.



Spider-Man steps onto the entrance stage getting a good amount of cheers.

Buffer: Introducing their opponents... First from Forest Grove, New York; weighing 162 pounds... Spider-Man!

Spider-Man is the first man to enter for his team and stands at the end of the entrance way awaiting his partners.



Peter Pan steps onto the entrance stage getting a good reaction as well.

Buffer: His teammate, from Never Neverland... Peter Pan!

Peter Pan is still getting a good ovation and stops by Spider-Man.



Mr. Clean steps onto the entrance stage getting a very good reaction from the crowd.

Buffer: Their teammate, from The Cleaning Aisle Of Your Local Store... Mr. Clean!

Mr. Clean walks down the aisle and waits beside his teammates.



Chuck Norris steps onto the entrance stage getting a huge reaction.

Buffer: Introducing next is the

Mr. Clean starts the match with Jet Li as the two lock up and Clean puts Li in a headlock and Li drop toe holds out of it and drops quick elbows to the back of Clean, Li delivers kicks to the legs and heads off the ropes and Clean grabs him, nails Li with a Flapjack, cover and a two count. Mr. Clean rubs his shoe in the face of Li, drops a knee to the head, cover, and a two count. Mr. Clean brings Li over ti his corner, tags in Peter Pan, Mr. Clean body slams Li to the mat, Pan jumps on the ropes, drops a leg onto Li, makes a cover, and another two count. Pan forearms Li to the ropes, Li reverses the Irish Whip, Pan goes for a Springboard Cross Body, but Li counters with a Jump Kick to the ribs as Pan comes back, and Pan is in pain. Li gives a palm strike to the ribs of Pan, drags him over to his corner, makes a tag to The Punisher who comes in, and stomps away at the mid-section of Pan. The Punisher sends Pan to a corner, turns him around, starts driving his shoulder to the back of Pan, brings him out with a Back Suplex, cover, and a two count. The Punisher makes a tag to Blade who comes in, starts driving knees to the ribs of Pan, picks him up and drills Pan with a Back Breaker, cover, and a two count. Blade heads back to their corner, stares JTH in the face, tags back in The Punisher who drives an elbow to the back of Pan, and does a variation of a Camel Clutch as Pan fights for the ropes. Pan starts to fight out of it with shots to the body, Pan comes off the ropes, ducks the clothesline by The Punisher, nails a Springboard Dropkick, and both men are down. The Punisher heads over, makes the tag to "Mr. WrestleMania" JTH, Pan is able to make the tag to Chuck Norris, JTH when he sees it darts back over, tags back in The Punisher, and rolls out the ring. The Punisher can’t believe it as Norris grabs The Punisher, throws him in the ring, Norris kicks away at The Punisher on separate parts of the body, sends The Punisher off the ropes, nails a Back Body Drop, Norris ducks the right hand, and nails The Punisher with a Roundhouse Kick taking Punisher down to the mat. Norris calls for the end, waits for The Punisher to get to his feet, nails the Norris Kick on The Punisher taking him down, Norris makes the tag to Spider-Man who heads to the top rope, comes off, nails a Spidey Splash, hooks the leg and gets the three thus eliminating The Punisher. Blade gets in the ring, clubs Spidey in the back, then punts him in the gut. Blade picks Spidey up, punches him in the face, then a big punch down. Blade sends Spidey off the ropes, Peter pan makes a blind tag, Spidey jumps up on Blade, and delivers a Head Scissors. Blade breaks out of it, Pan jumps on the ropes, nails Blade with another Head Scissors of his own, starts to head to the top turnbuckle for You Can Fly, but JTH trips up Pan, and Pan hits groin first on the top turnbuckle which gets the attention of the rest of Team Norris. JTH drags Blade over to his corner, makes the tag to himself, scales the turnbuckle that Pan is still on, grabs Pan and delivers a WrestleMania Drop from the top rope, makes the cover, and gets the three thus eliminating Peter Pan is. Chuck Norris enters the ring, JTH looks to head out again, but Jet Li drops off the apron, Blade heads to the outside leaving JTH alone with Norris, JTH turns back around, gets right in Norris’ face, and flips him off to which Norris gives JTH a big knock down. JTH gets up, Norris punches JTH back to the corner, sends JTH to the opposite corner sternum first, falls to the mat, JTH tries to make a tag but again Blade drops off the mat preventing a tag, Norris drags JTH back over, decks him with several more kicks then a short arm clothesline, cover, and a two count. Norris kicks JTH to the ropes, sends JTH off the ropes, JTH sees Blade on the apron, quickly slaps Blade in the chest tagging him, throws him over the ropes into the ring, Blade can’t believe it, then Blade and JTH start jaw jacking each other. The two start shoving each other, Norris out of nowhere nails a Chuck Norris Kick on Blade, then knocks JTH out of the ring, makes a cover on Blade, gets the three, and Blade is eliminated. Jet Li looks down at JTH, enters the ring, quickly afterwards rolls under the ropes, starts to head to the back as JTH looks in shock. Jet Li is getting counted out, could care less, the referee counts to ten, Jet Li is eliminated via countout. Now it’s 3 on 1 as JTH is left by himself. JTH bolts into the ring, Norris nails a Roundhouse kick on JTH knocking him down, makes a cover, and gets a two count. Norris grabs JTH, brings him over to his corner, tags Mr. Clean who gives closed fists to the face of JTH, a rake to the face followed by a Leg Sweep, then Mr. Clean stomps away at JTH softening him up for victory. JTH gives fists to the face of Mr. Clean to try to gain some momentum again, JTH comes off the ropes, Mr. Clean counters with an Inverted Atomic Drop, Mr. Clean comes off the ropes, nails a clothesline to JTH, cover, and a two count. Mr. Clean grabs JTH’s leg, gives him a stomp, then border-line low blow, but the ref allows it, drags JTH over, and tags Spider-Man. Mr. Clean holds JTH for Spidey to give a Flipping Leg Drop over the ropes, cover, and a two count. Spidey locks on a Sleeper Hold, JTH is trying to fight out, is able to get to his feet, runs backwards, and sandwiches Spidey in the corner buying him some time. JTH gives desperation chops to the chest, nails an X-Factor Facebuster, makes a cover, and a two count. JTH tries to lock on the WrestleMania Lock, but Spidey small packages JTH up, and a near fall. JTH gets up, goes for the WrestleMania Drop, but Spidey pushes him off, and connects a Spinning Heel Kick. Spidey heads to the top turnbuckle looking to end the match with a Spidey Splash, but JTH gets his knees up, drills them into the gut of Spidey, and both men are down. Spidey barely gets up first, grabs JTH goes for the Spidey Sense, but JTH grabs his leg, trips him up, turns it into the WrestleMania Lock, and Spidey can’t reach the ropes. JTH drags himself to where he is facing Chuck Norris and Mr. Clean to prevent a blindside breakup, also preventing them from entering, Spidey makes a last ditch effort to reach the ropes, but JTH pulls him away, and Spider-Man has no choice but to tap out thus eliminating Spider-Man. It’s now 2 on 1 as JTH falls face first to the mat. Norris comes back in the ring, nails JTH with a right hand, JTH answers back with one of his own, Norris kicks JTH in the gut, sends JTH off the ropes, misses a Roundhouse, JTH comes back off the ropes, nails a Flying Forearm, and both men are down. JTH nips up, slowly heads to the top turnbuckle, comes off with an Elbow drop, and drills it. JTH looks to end it with a WrestleMania Kick, but Norris comes out of nowhere with a High Jump Kick taking down JTH, cover, and a near fall. Norris thought it was over. Norris is ready to drill JTH with a Norris Kick as JTH gets to his feet, goes for it, but JTH ducks the kick, rolls up Norris, grabs the jeans of Norris for more leverage and, gets the three. JTH has eliminated Chuck Norris as JTH falls to the mat as Norris can’t believe it. JTH just flips off Norris, but doesn’t no Mr. Clean is right behind him, JTH turns around, Mr. Clean goes for the Clean Cut, but JTH shoves him away, Mr. Clean, blocks the WrestleMania Kick by JTH, spins him around into a successful Clean Cut, Mr. Clean makes the cover on JTH, and gets the three. Team Chuck Norris is the victor with Mr. Clean as the sole survivor.

Mr. Clean asks for a mic and begins to speak.

Mr. Clean: You see this? You see this? I am the sole survivor! With all do respect to Chuck Norris, not even he could survive. So as of right now, I am staking my claim for the NIWA World Heavyweight Championship. I don't care who walks of the Battle For Glory the champion, I want my shot. So be prepared for me to face you at Christmas Catastrophe!

Blitz is ready to make his way to the ring, but he says a few words.

Blitz: All these chumps can say what they want, but everyone knows that I should still be the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion. In just a few moments I will win back my World Heavyweight Championship. They can try and win, but there is only one NIWA World Heavyweight Championship and you are looking at him.

Fatal Four Way Match
NIWA World Heavyweight Championship
(c)"007" James Bond vs. Terrell Owens w/Mike Gundy vs. Blitz vs. "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels
Ref: Big John McCarthy




Blitz steps onto the entrance stage getting a ton of boos. He taunts the crowd before making his way to the ring. He walks up the steel ring steps and enters the ring. He taunts the crowd getting boos, then waits for his opponents.

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NIWA House Show - San Antonio, Texas - November 26th, 2009

December 17, 2009
Glory Road Tour
AT&T Center
San Antonio, Center
Thursday, November 26th, 2009


The titontron shows a recap of the last house show, than wishes everyone a Happy Thanksgiving.

Chuck Norris comes out to start the show. He gets a big ovation from the San Antonio crowd and enters the ring.

Norris: First off I would like wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving on behalf of everyone in NIWA. *Crowd cheers* Now at Battle for Glory, I finish some unfinished business with a certain person who seems to be trying to make a name for himself not just here, but in EMW as well… in JTH. *Crowd boos* JTH let me make one thing clear, you’re not going to be able to attack from behind, or take cheap shots for your own personal gain. JTH, bottom line is at Battle For Glory, you and your team is going down to my team, and no shortcuts that you try will save you.

Break it Down hits and JTH heads down to the ring and is getting booed, but JTH has a smile on his face as he enters the ring.

JTH: You know Chuck, I could kick your head off right now…

Norris: Why don’t you try it?

JTH: If I did, I wouldn’t be able to enjoy the main event tonight that we’re all going to see and that I’m going to personally enjoy. Besides, you’ll get what you have coming to you at Battle For Glory, and if you don’t take me seriously, you’ll end up like The Human Tornado did last night. *Boos* But that aside, you’re going to be in a one on one match tonight and…*JTH laughs*

Norris: What’s so funny kid? Against who?

JTH: *JTH is laughing and then spills it out* Shawn Michaels!

JTH laughs even harder as the crowd goes crazy as JTH leaves the ring. Texas native Chuck Norris will take on San Antonio’s own "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels on this Thanksgiving special.

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Screens fades to show Terrell Owens in a cocky confident mood as the place goes wild.

T.O.: What do I have to be thankful for… well… definitely not this guy.



Terrell Owens smiles at the clip as the crowd goes wild as a “Titans Suck“ chant starts.

T.O.: But really though, what I am thankful for is being able night in night out that Blitz and the rest of his punks can’t go me with me. Also, I will be thankful is at Battle For Glory, when I walk out the new NIWA World Champion. *Crowd gives a mixed reaction being Shawn Michaels is also in the title match* Hey, hey don’t worry guys because most of all, I’ll be thankful knowing that punk ass Blitz doesn’t walk out the champ, because we all know that he can’t GO! With T.O.!

Screen fades.

NIWA World Women's Tag Team Championship
(c)The Powerpuff Girls vs. Juni & Juli
Ref: Herb Dean

Blossom and Juni start the match. Blossom puts a headlock on Juni, Juni sends Blossom off the ropes, and Blossom gives Juni a shoulder tackle. Blossom shoots off the ropes, jumps over Juni, Juni gets up, connects with an Arm Drag takedown, than a second, and holding onto the Armbar. Juni makes the tag to Juli with the arm still wrenched, Juli climbs to the top turnbuckle, and drops the axe handle onto the arm of Blossom. Juli twists the arm of Blossom more, Blossom gives Juli a shot to the body, a second shot to the body, than whips Juli to the mat. Blossom gives Juli a Spinebuster, floats over in a pin, Juli bridges out at two, spins Blossom around and turns it into a backslide, and a two count as Blossom kicks out. Blossom reverses the Irish Whip, turns around, knocks Bubbles down on the apron, turns around, Blossom kicks her in the gut, nails a Powerbomb on Juli, cover, and a two count. Blossom puts Juli in the corner, tags her sister Bubbles, and the two double whip Juli into their corner. Bubbles snapmares Juli out of the corner, dropkicks Juli in the back, Bubbles locks on the surfboard stretch, and Juli screams in pain. Bubbles picks her up and gives Juli a face crusher, Bubbles heads to the middle rope, goes for a double foot stomp, but misses, both women are looking for tags, and both get the tags in. Juni comes in, clotheslines Blossom to the mat, than the same to Bubbles. Juni sends Blossom off the ropes, hits a big Back Body Drop, than Juni gives Bubbles a dropkick knocking Bubbles down. Juni picks up Blossom, forearms her to the ropes, sends her off the ropes, connects with a Front Powerslam, makes the cover, and Bubbles is able to break up the pin. Juli gets back in the ring, tackles Bubbles to the ground, picks her up, is wailing away at her, Juni than grabs Blossom going for The Juni & Juli Jackhammer (JJJ), but Blossom gets behind Juni, pushes her into Juli, and both knock heads. Bubbles dropkicks Juli to the outside which allows Blossom takes advantage. Blossom kicks Juni, picks her up, nails Perfectly Painful, makes the cover, and gets the three.

The titontron shows the new match made for Battle For Glory, a Women’s Battle For Glory match between Team Johanna Dark vs. Team Sonya Blade.

Sonya Blade vs. Cat Cora
Ref: Mario Yamasaki

Sonya attacks Cat Cora as she heads down to the ring and pummels away at Cora who isn’t even able to defend herself. Sonya picks up Cora and nails a Bicycle Kick to the face knocking down Cora. Sonya again picks up Cora, nails the Kiss of Death, cover, and the three count. The former NIWA World Women’s Champion is in no mood for a match tonight as she has bigger matters to tend to.

Sonya Blade asks for a mic and begins to speak.

Sonya: It seems as though I am without teammates. So what a perfect opportunity to roll out my team.

Mission Complete From the Perfect Dark Zero Sountrack hits. The crowd gives Joanna Dark a pretty good reaction as she makes her way to the ring. She walks up the steel ring steps and enters the ring. She has a mic in hand and speaks.

Joanna: Seeing as you want to roll out your team, I thought it would be a good time for me to do the same. I will let you go first.

Sonya: If you insist. My first team member is someone who I have had issues with before. But I hate you more Joanna. So allow me to introduce team member number one from The Outworld... Frost!

Dragula by Rob Zombie hits. Frost makes her way to the ring getting a chorus boos. She motions to the crowd as if to flip them off before entering the ring.

Joanna: Good choice Sonya, but I got one better. She is from Hawkensville, Georgia; she is the "Middle American Powerhouse..." Elana Fanshaw!

Wynona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus hits. Elana Fanshaw gets a good amount of cheers as she makes her way to the ring. She poses for the crowd before entering the ring.

Sonya: That's impressive I guess, but I have two more for you. It is the team of Tanya and Sareena!

Mortal Kombat Theme Metal Version by Ryashon hits. Tanya and Sareena make their way to the ring getting booed. They soak in all the boos as they taunt the crowd before entering the ring.

Joanna: Very good, very good. But I have something you wish you had. Allow me to introduce the team from Greece... Xena Warrior Princess and Gabrielle.

The Xena: Warrior Princess Theme hits. Xena Warrior Princess and Gabrielle make their way to the ring getting a good amount of cheers. They pose for the crowd before entering the ring.

All eight woman stand in the ring sizing each other up. As Team Joanna Dark is leaving the ring, Team Sonya Blade attack them. But Team Joanna Dark fight back and toss all members of Team Sonya Blade over the top rope. Team Sonya Blade walk to the back as both teams exchange words.

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The titontron shows a table of food and then a hand picks up a pumpkin pie on the end of the table, the screen comes up to show it is Blitz, and the crowd boos.

Blitz: Thanksgiving… the annual day of giving thanks about those around you and who you care about most. *Snickers* Well that wasn’t very hard for me this year, because the number of people I have to give thanks to is none. *Boos* You see, no one gave me anything; so why should gave anything back in return? *Drops the pie to the floor* The thanks I’ll be giving will be an ass kicking of three certain superstars in NIWA, and when that’s all taken care of, I will once again become the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion, which I wouldn’t even have to regain; no thanks to Mr. C.C. and Theo Clardy. But fear not boys and girls, revenge is best served cold; Theo you’ll get what you’ve got coming for you at Megabrawl 3, and Mr. C.C/, I’ll make your Thanksgiving weekend “Hell on Earth” when I once again represent your company as your World Heavyweight Champion… and when I do that… no thanks will be necessary.

Fade to black.

NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship
(c)Terrell Owens w/Mike Gundy vs. Georges "Rush" St. Pierre
Ref: Big John McCarthy

Georges "Rush" St. Pierre goes to work on Terrell Owens. He starts punching him into the corner, than punches him out of the corner, and on the ropes. Owens counters the Irish Whip, connects with a back elbow on St. Pierre who gets to his feet quickly, Owens wails away at the face of St. Pierre, St Pierre counters the Irish Whip of Owens, connects with a Clothesline to Owens knocking him down. Pierre picks up Owens, connects with a Snap Suplex, stomps away at Owens in the chest, St. Pierre picks up Owens for another Suplex, than knees Owens in the gut, turns it into a Gutwrench Powerbomb, cover, and a two count. St. Pierre stomps away at Owens as he tries to get to his feet, Owens starts coming back with right hands as he gets to his feet, St. Pierre kicks back at Owens in the gut, Owens grabs St. Pierre by the foot, gives St. Pierre a big right hand, buying Owens some time. St. Pierre is able to roll on his back to rake Owens in the face as Owens heads over to him. Pierre again kicks Owens in the gut, sends Owens to the turnbuckle, gives Owens punches to the body attacking the ribs, than kicks away at him again causing Owens to fall down in the corner, St. Pierre then starts choking Owens in the corner, the referee starts the count, and St. Pierre breaks before the five count. Owens reverses the Irish Whip to the opposite corner, St. Pierre nails the turnbuckle, comes out, ducks under the right hand of Owens, grabs Owens in the Back Drop position, Owens franticly hits St. Pierre with forearms and elbows to get out. He does get out of the hold, kicks St. Pierre, nails a DDT, rolls over into the cover, and a two count. Owens comes off the ropes, St. Pierre goes behind Owens connects with a Tiger Bomb with Owens landing on the back of his head. St. Pierre heads up to the middle rope, drops his fist on the back of Owens’ head, makes the cover, and a two count. St. Pierre goes for a punch, Owens blocks it, gives a right of his own, Owens blocks another punch, gives another right hand, gives repeated punches to the face, St. Pierre counters the Irish Whip, Owens comes back, nails a Running Elbow at St. Pierre sending him down, cover, and almost a three. Owens picks up St. Pierre, St. Pierre rakes Owens in the face, comes off the ropes, but Owens counters with a Football Tackle, and calls for the end. Owens comes off the ropes, nails the T.O. Elbow, makes the cover, and gets the three. Terrell Owens once again retains the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship.

Vanna White is standing back with the NIWA World Tag Team Championship, Mario and Luigi, The Super Mario Brothers.

Vanna: In just a few moments, you will be defending your NIWA World Tag Team Championship against Link and Ganondorf, but first, we are all wanting to know who your teammates are for Battle For Glory.

Mario: Our teammates are none other than the NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions, Blossom and Bubbles; The Powerpuff Girls. Just like at Battle For Glory, we are going to beat Link and Ganondorf tonight and retain our World Tag Team Championships.

Link and Ganondorf interrupt the interview.

Link: Mario and Luigi, it seems you are making big statements, but you don't even know who are teammates are.

Luigi: I doubt its anyone worth bragging about.

Link: Aux contrare. We have picked the best female tag team around. It is none other than Kitana and Jade, The Outer World Violators. Once we win the NIWA World Tag Team Championships, we will go into Battle For Glory and continue our winnings ways. Lets go Ganondorf, we have a match against these losers to finish preparing for.

Link and Ganondorf leave the interview area followed by The Super Mario Brothers shortly thereafter.

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The titontron fades to show All The Powerpuff Girls holding their respective championships.

Blossom:
As superheroes and as champions, we have a lot to be thankful for. We’re thankful for the opportunity we’ve been given.

Bubbles: We’re thankful for all the friends we’ve made.

Buttercup: We’re thankful for the dummies around here so we can mash them down bad!

Blossom looks over at her sister as the NIWA World Women‘s champion walks off leaving the other two.

Blossom: But Thanksgiving isn’t just about that, or about eating turkey.

Bubbles: Yeah, it’s about eating stuffing, eating cranberry sauce, eating mash potatoes, macaroni and cheese, and pumpkin pie…

Blossom pushes Bubbles off camera who is still listing foods.

Blossom: But remember everyone, be responsible when eating, no one wants to hang out with a pig.

Buttercup walks back on camera with a huge turkey leg in hand and spitting out food as she talks.

Buttercup: May Blossom, have a bite, the food’s great.

Blossom: Eww Buttercup, I can see what you’re eating!

Buttercup: I know, isn’t it great looking?

Blossom pushes Buttercup off camera and it’s back to just her.

Blossom: *Sighs* Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

Camera zooms out to all three girls.

Bubbles: …Sweet potatoes, dumplings, turnip greens, cherry pie, and…

Screen fades to black.

No Holds Barred Match
NIWA World Tag Team Championship
(c)The Super Mario Brothers w/The Princesses vs. Link & Ganondorf
Ref: Mario Yamasaki

The two teams waste no time pounding away at each other, but Link and Ganondorf begin to gain the upper hand as Ganon boots Mario down to the mat and Link nails a Swinging Neck Breaker to Luigi. Link throws Luigi out of the ring, Link and Ganondorf begin to double team Mario as Ganondorf holds Mario while Link gives free shots to the body and head, then Ganon turns it into a Full Nelson Slam, Link makes the cover, and a two count. The two beat Mario to the corner and Ganon runs in with a clothesline connecting to Mario who comes out, Link grabs him, drops him with a Randy Orton backbreaker, cover, and a two count. Link and Ganondorf look to end it early, Ganon looks to apply the Ganon Claw, but Luigi runs back in the ring with a chair, smashes Ganon in the back to stop the move, nails Link in the head taking him down. Luigi then nails a Butt Bomb to Ganon sending him to the corner, then The Super Mario Brothers nails a Double Clothesline on Ganon in the corner, then drop him with a Double DDT on the chair, Mario makes the cover, and Link breaks up the count. Link picks up Mario going for the ZDT, but Mario counters out, The Super Mario Brothers nail Link with a Double Reverse Neck Breaker, and The Super Mario Brothers are all fired up. Mario and Luigi exit the ring, each grab a table, send them into the ring, they stack the tables up on top each other, set them up near a corner, Mario and Luigi set Link in the corner, prop him up, both climb up, look for a Double Superplex through the tables, but Ganon reenters the ring, clubs Luigi in the back knocking him off the top to the out. Ganon grabs Mario with Link still on top, Ganon drills Mario with a Ganon Bomb through both tables, and Mario is out. Ganon doesn’t make the cover, but rather checks on Link on the turnbuckle. Link jumps on the top turnbuckle, mounts Mario, starts pounding away at a defenseless Mario, Luigi gets back in the ring with another chair, smacks Link in the back to stop the attack, but Ganon boots the chair into Luigi’s face knocking him back to the outside, Link and Ganon are standing over a fallen Mario as Princess Peach enters the ring to check on Mario who hasn’t moved, Peach suddenly realizes that Link and Ganon are standing over her and have locked eyes on her as Link grabs her by the hair as Princess Daisy tries to enter the ring, but Ganon grabs her to hold her. Link has a demented look as he pulls Peach to the middle of the ring, Peach then slaps Link on the face and tries to escape, but Link prevents it by still holding onto her hair, Link grabs her, looks to set her up for a ZDT, bu suddenly The Powerpuff Girls head out to the ring and stop the attack, start to attack Link and Ganondorf. Buttercup clotheslines Link over the ropes to the outside as Blossom and Bubbles give a Double Power Punch to Ganon knocking him out as the girls then tend to Peach and Daisy and lead them to the back. Link gets up on the outside wondering where the girls went, but when he turns around, Luigi kicks him in the gut and nails him with a Super Luigi Stunner on the outside, Link is out on the outside as Luigi grabs a title belt. Mario and Ganon begin to get up at the same time, Ganon locks on the Ganon Claw again, but Luigi enters the ring, nails Ganon with the title belt making him groggy, Mario comes to and nails the Super Mario Stunner on Ganon, makes the cover, and gets the three. The Super Mario Brothers retain the NIWA World Tag Team Championships with help from some special friends as The Princesses head back out to the ring and hug their heroes as The Powerpuff Girls stand on the entrance ramp. The Super Mario Brothers and The Princesses stare up to their new allies and give a big thank you to them as the girls leave. Thanksgiving was definitely in full meaning as The Super Mario Brothers are thankful for some perfect little girls.

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The tiontron shows Johnny Bravo, Paul Blart “Mall Cop,” and Larry the Cable Guy. The crowd cheers at the sight of them.

Larry: Hey folks this here’s Larry the Cable Guy wishing ya‘ll a Happy Thanksgiving, and these are my buddies Johnny Bravo and Paul Blart “Mall Cop;” the only cop I can ever get along with…

Paul Blart "Mall Cop" taps him on the shoulder.

Mall Cop: Except when it comes to the last piece of pie…

Larry: Ha, good point. Cause let’s face it, after Thanksgiving we’re stuffed more than Rosie O’Donnell at the “All You Can Eat Buffet.” Hell, we might as well be Rosie O’Donnell at the “All You Can Eat Buffet,” hell she’s one more M&M away from holy crap.

Johnny Bravo slaps him on the shoulder getting his attention and points back at the camera.

Larry: Oh that’s right, thanks Elvis. *Crowd laughs* And since the three of us know a lot about food, we thought we could teach you guys what to do with your turkey this year, but we couldn’t afford just get any regular turkey, no; we had to bring in a really special turkey. Hey come on in, you’re late.

Camera snaps around and it’s Steve Wilkos in a turkey outfit as the crowd starts laughing hysterically.

Wilkos: Come on guys, do I really have to do this?

Larry: Come on Steve we thought you were the perfect turkey for the job, besides we all prefer white meat. *Laughs* Now first we’re going to show you how to get that turkey ready for the feast. *Then Bravo punches Wilkos in the gut and Wilkos falls on his knees* That’s right Johnny, beat that turkey in shape. *Mall Cop then clubs Wilkos in the back and Wilkos is now his back* Then comes the stuffing of the turkey! *Which puts a worried look on Wilkos* Then we throw the some bitch in the oven. *Wilkos then gets up and runs off* Then we eat it!

Wilkos: AHHHH! NO!!!!!

As Mall Cop and Bravo run off after him, a loud crash sound is heard as Larry looks over.

Larry: Well that’s one turkey that can’t fly, I guess we better just stick with pie. Get R’ Done!

Crowd cheers as the screen fades to black.

Shawn Michaels and Chuck Norris are shown making their way to the ring.

Chuck Norris vs. “Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels
Ref: Mario Yamasaki

The two lock eyes and the crowd is on their feet, the two start trading blows with each other as Chuck Norris starts to gain the upper hand, but "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels comes back with chops to the chest, sends Norris off the ropes, a Back Body Drop, Norris gets up, and HBK clotheslines Norris over the top. HBK skins the cat back in, then does a plancha connecting on Norris on the outside. HBK headlocks Norris to bring him back into the ring, but Norris shoves HBK into the ring post, HBK bounces off, and falls to the mat. Norris sends HBK back into the ring, drops an elbow, makes the cover, and a two count. Norris gives kicks to the legs and ribs of HBK backing him into the corner, then nailing a Roundhouse to the chest taking him down. Norris sends HBK to the corner, runs in to which HBK gets a foot up, runs at Norris who counters with a Powerslam, cover, and a two count. Norris misses another Roundhouse, HBK chops away at Norris again, Norris reverses the Irish Whip, HBK flips over Norris for a sunset flip, cover and a two count. Norris gets up, goes for a kick, but HBK blocks it, turns it into a Dragon Screw Legwhip, then HBK locks on the Figure Four Leg Lock to the woos of the crowd, Norris tries to reach the ropes, but HBK prevents it until Norris is able to reverse the hold, and flip HBK over, but HBK quickly lets go of the hold. HBK picks up Norris, nails a Shin Breaker on Norris, goes for another Figure Four Leg Lock, but Norris rolls him up, and a near fall. Norris gets up, HBK chops Norris down to the mat, cover, and a two count. HBK puts Norris in a sleeper hold, Norris starts to fade, referee checks the arm and it goes down, then a second time, Norris keeps the arm up the third time, and starts to comeback. Norris gives elbows to the gut breaking the hold, Norris comes off the ropes, HBK counters with a Lou Thesz Press, and punches away at Norris. HBK chops away at Norris as he gets up, then Norris reverses the Irish Whip to the corner causing HBK to flip around, back down off the corner and Norris decks HBK with a High Jump Kick, and Norris calls for the end. Norris waits for HBK to get to his feet, goes for the Chuck Norris Kick, but HBK runs under, ducks the kick, comes off the ropes, nails the Flying Forearm, and both men are down. HBK nips up, Norris gets to his feet, HBK nails an Inverted Atomic Drop, and a punch down. Norris gets back up and HBK takes him down with a scoop slam. HBK heads to the top turnbuckle, goes for the Diving Elbow, but misses, and both men are down again. The two get up, they are trading blows again, HBK with chops, and Norris with kicks as the shots get harder. HBK starts to get the upper hand, Norris reverses the Irish Whip, HBK goes for another Flying Forearm, but Norris evades it, gets the Norris Kick on HBK, but not all of it as HBK falls back face first to the corner as Norris is down. Norris slowly gets to his feet, heads over to HBK who gives Norris another big chop down, HBK heads to the top again, this time drills the Elbow from the top, and calls for the end. HBK starts tuning up the band as Norris starts to get to his feet, but JTH then runs out, drills HBK with a low blow through the ropes on HBK taking him down, then enters the ring, goes for the WrestleMania Kick on Norris, but Norris blocks it, pushes him away, and takes down JTH. He starts pounding away at JTH, then Blitz heads down to the ring, starts to pound away at HBK who is still down, and soon afterwards is joined by the rest of the Elite Mafia as it is now an onslaught. The numbers are too much for HBK and Chuck Norris, but then Terrell Owens, Mr. Clean, Spider-Man, and Peter Pan all hit the ring together to even the odds. All 12 men on each respective side are going against each other as it is a full melee as the show ends.

Quick Results
The Powerpuff Girls defeated Juni & Juli via pinfall to retain the NIWA Women’s Tag Team Championships
Sonya Blade defeated Cat Cora via pinfall
Terrell Owens defeated Georges St. Pierre via pinfall to retain the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship
The Super Mario Bros. defeated Link & Ganondorf in a No Holds Barred match to retain the NIWA World Tag Team Championships
Shawn Michaels vs. Chuck Norris ended in a double disqualification after JTH interference which resulted in an all out melee
 

Huge Four Team Quantlet Match Set

November 24, 2009
Theo Clardy has approached Mr. C.C. in having one the of the women tag teams in a match for the EMW Women's Tag Team Championship. The number one contenders, whoever they will be, will have to earn it.

"This is just another way for us to continue our cross promotion," said EMW owner Theo Clardy.

It will be a Four Team Gauntlet Match for the number one contendership for the EMW Women's Tag Team Championship. It will be The Williams Sisters vs. The Princesses vs. The Socialites vs. Kitana and Jade.

"This will be our chance to once again become the best in the world," said Paris Hilton.

This would be a big boost for The Socialites since they have been on a downward spiral after losing the NIWA World Women's Tag Team Championship to the Powerpuff Girls.

"We have beaten these teams before and we will do it again. We went over a year undefeated beating these teams. So it should be no problem doing it again," added Nicole Richie.

The Williams Sisters could be one step closer to another title shot. They have been close before, but just never got that win.

"We have been close before, but we just could never get those titles. I know my sister Venus will be ready to win and hopefully become the next EMW Women's Tag Team Champions," said Sarena Williams.

The Princesses and Kitana and Jade are also former contender for the Women's Tag Team Championship. Both teams also lost their respective matches.

"We are ready to go full-tilt and prove we have what it takes to win the match and put up a good challenge for the EMW Women's Tag Team Championships," said Princess Peach.

"The other three teams better recognize who the best team is going into this match because when we win, we will march into EMW and take the EMW Women's Tag Team Championships from whoever we have to," stated Jade.

The Four Team Gauntlet Match takes place on November 24th in Houston, Texas at the Toyota Center.
 

11-22-09 Results

November 24, 2009
Glory Road Tour
Frank Erwin Center
Austin, Texas
Sunday, November 22nd, 2009


The titontron shows a recap of the last house show. It ends with Georges "Rush" St. Pierre winning and becoming the number one contender for the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Champion.

Xena Warrior Princess vs. Joanna Dark
Ref: Big John McCarthy

Joanna Dark tries to get the upper hand with a flurry of quick offense to no avail. Xena Warrior Princess quickly reverses the Irish whip into a big right hand taking Joanna to mat, cover, and a two count. Xena grabs Joanna and hits a hard sidewalk slam. Xena whips Joanna off the ropes, nails Johanna in the face with a big boot, pin, and Xena pulls Joanna up before the count of three. Xena lays into Joanna with a number of clubbing blows to the back, scoop slam followed by an elbow, pin, and again Xena pulls Joanna up before the count of three. Xena lands a kick to the gut of Joanna, hits a Full Nelson Slam, pin, and once again pulls up Joanna before the count of three. Xena lands another kick to the gut of Joanna leaving her hunched over in the center of the ring, bounces off the ropes, and hits a Tornado Kick to the head. Joanna falls to the corner, starts working on the middle turnbuckle pad, rips it off without the referee seeing it, Xena runs in for a Xena Spear, Joanna moves out of the way, Xena nails face first in the buckle, than Joanna rolls up Xena, and gets the three out of nowhere. Joanna Dark runs out of the ring and has done it again as she knocks off former NIWA World Women’s Champion Xena Warrior Princess.

Joanna Dark is heading to the back when she is stopped by Bob Barker.

Bob: You have been quite impressive as of late. When Battle For Glory is over, you will be the official number one contender.

Joanna: While I am waiting for the next supershow, I want to captain one of the Battle For Glory Teams. I don't care who I face just as long as I have a match.

Bob: Consider it done. It will be Team Joanna Dark vs. Team Whoever at Battle For Glory.

Bob Barker walks off as Joanna Dark has a satisfied look on her face.

The titontron shows the recent events between Link and Ganondorf and The Super Mario Brothers as well as the history of their feud.

Falls Count Anywhere Street Fight
Link & Ganondorf vs. The Dudley Nephews
Ref: Mario Yamasaki

Link and Ganondorf are waiting for their opponents when the The Super Mario Brothers come from behind with steel chairs and attack Link and Ganondorf. They lay out the team that did so to them several days earlier. Now Link and Ganondorf are unable to compete in their upcoming match which brings Bob Barker out as he did for Link and Ganondorf the show before to make an announcement.

Bob: Well it seems that all I do around here is all for not when it comes to you two teams. So Super Mario Brothers, you want a shot at Link and Ganondorf so bad; well you’re going to get it. On the 26th, three days before your Battle For Glory Tag Team Match against each other, and the NIWA World Tag Team Campionships will be on the line. And… it’s going to be No Holds Barred.

Bob Barker walks off and The Super Mario Brothers stand tall over Link and Ganondorf.

Burgundy: With me right now is The Amazing Spider-Man. Spider-Man we have heard that Chuck Norris himself has hand selected you to be the fourth man on Team Chuck Norris at Battle For Glory where you will face Team JTH. Your reaction?

Spider-Man: I think it’s an honor to have a guy like Chuck Norris to believe in me enough to have me be a part on his team on a big stage and I assure you Chuck Norris, I won’t let you down.

Steve Wilkos walks up on Spider-Man.

Wilkos: I find it embarrassing that Chuck Norris would hand select a person like you would get a spot on a team for an eight man tag match and not me. Everyone talks about how good you are. Everyone talks about how you’re a former World Champion. You haven’t been World Champion in nearly three years, and you haven’t done jack since.

Spider-Man: All right, you want me to do something? Meet in the ring right now and we’ll see if you can prove how “bad I am.”

Wilkos: Be careful what you wish for boy.

Steve Wilkos walks off.

Spider-Man vs. Steve Wilkos
Ref: Herb Dean

The two start with basic wrestling and Spider-Man gets the better of the exchange with a Shoulder Block off the ropes. Steve Wilkos comes off the ropes, Spider-Man with a Arm Drag Takedown, than a second, than into an Arm Wrench applied. Wilkos punches Spider-Man in the face to get out of the pressure, but Spider-Man nails a dropkick to stop the momentum, and Wilkos falls to the corner. Spider-Man gets a boot to the gut coming in and Wilkos hits a Hangman’s Slam on Spider-Man taking him down. Wilkos starts stomping away at Spider-Man in the corner, punches that Spider-Man starts to come back with rights and chops of his own, Spider-Man comes off the ropes, gets grabbed by Wilkos, drops Spider-Man down on his knee, cover, and a two count. Wilkos starts wailing away at Spider-Man in the ropes, starts digging into the mask of Spider-Man, a Clothesline, and a Sleeper by Wilkos. Spider-Man starts to feed off the crowd, gets up, gives shots to the body of Wilkos, and breaks the hold. Spider-Man continues to give right hands to Wilkos, Spider-Man comes off the ropes, Wilkos gives a big knee to the face of Spider-Man, cover, and a two count. Wilkos goes back to the sleeper, locks it on, soon after lets go, and starts stomping away at Spider-Man. Irish Whip by Wilkos, a Falling Spin Slam by Wilkos on Spider-Man, another cover, and a two count. Irish Whip to the corner, Spider-Man gets a foot up, and stuns Wilkos. Spider-Man grabs Wilkos, nails an Head Scissors, and both men are down. Both men get up, Spider-Man blocks the right hand, gives one of his own, than again, Spiderman starts rapidly gives more rights, picks up Wilkos, hits a Fireman’s Carry Front Slam, cover, and a two count. Spider-Man sends Wilkos off the ropes, goes for a Springboard move, but Wilkos turns it into a DDT, quick cover, and a near fall. Wilkos comes off the ropes and gets hit with a Arm Whip Flip from Spider-Man. Spider-Man calls for the Spidey Splash, but Wilkos catches him, drops him on the ropes, goes for the Security Breach, but Spider-Man punches him right in the face knocking him to the mat. Spider-Man waits for Wilkos to get up, nails the Spidey Sense, makes the cover, and gets the three.

Vanna: Joining me right now is the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion "007" James Bond. James at Battle For Glory you face three different men for your World Heavyweight Championship, however you have had very little action since you won the title. Do you fear that you may be neglected by what many feel was a cheap title victory?

Bond: People are entitled to their own opinion. A cheap victory is still a victory. And at Battle For Glory I will walk in the ring with three top men in NIWA, and there I will once again achieve victory.

Vanna: Do you know if your in a match yet for any upcoming shows?

"Mr. WrestleMania" JTH walks into the screen with a cocky look on his face.

JTH: The answer to that question is yes, where is in two days in Houston, Texas, and the person is JTH. *Gets in Bond’s face* I’ll show you Bond that gloating over something so very small, is a waste of everyone’s time. Brag all you want about winning that belt, because chances are you’re not walking out with it, and if you just happen to do so, JTH will be waiting at your door.

The two are face to face as the screen fades.

Chuck Norris vs. Jet Li
Ref: Big John McCarthy

The two lock up, Jet Li knees Chuck Norris in the gut, and gives kicks and punches to Norris. Norris reverses the Irish Whip, gives Norris a big Foot strike knocking Li down, Li gets up, Norris takes him back down with a Throat Thrust, a palm strike to the chest, first cover of the match, and a two count. Norris gives Li a right hand knocking him to the corner, sends Li to the opposite corner, Li gives an elbow to Norris coming in, Li goes to the middle rope, hits a Thesz Splash onto Norris, and Li continues to give lefts and rights to the face of Chuck Norris. Li locks on a side headlock, crowd starts chanting for Chuck Norris, Norris starts to fight his way out to the hold, but Li trips up the back of Norris’ leg, and continues the headlock. Li lets go of it, drops a fist to the head of Norris, cover, and a two count. Li pulls Norris up, drills Norris with closed right fists to the head of Norris, Norris reverses the Irish Whip to the corner, Li ducks the back hand chop as he comes out of the corner, gives Norris a Spin Kick to the back of the head, and Norris falls to all fours. Li straight kicks Norris in the head, cover, and a two count. Li pulls Norris up by the neck, quickly drops an elbow to the back of the neck taking him down, another cover, and a two count. Li runs at Norris and Norris instinctively Back Body Drops Li to the corner. Li gets in the corner, Norris misses the kick coming in, Li comes off the ropes, nails Norris with a Jumping Side Kick to the head and a roll up, and almost a three. Li locks on the Dragon Sleeper, Norris goes down to one knee, than onto the mat. Li continues the pressure, crowd starts to cheer for Norris again, Norris begin to come back, picks up Li on his back, Norris elbows Li, than counters with a Back Drop. Li gets up first, Norris soon after, Norris blocks a punch, knocks Li to the mat, than knocks him to the mat again with right hands, sends Li off the ropes, and drills Li a kick coming in. Norris heads to the top rope, waits for Li to get to his feet, Norris comes off, nails a Jumping Kick knocking Li to the mat, and Norris prepares for the end. Chuck Norris waits for Li to get to his feet, Li turns to Norris, Norris connects with the Norris Kick spot on, Li goes down in the middle of the ring, Norris hooks the leg, and gets the three.

The titontron shows the recap of "The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne attacking Zangief, than Zangief costing Fozzie a Battle For Glory qualifying match later in the night.

It is made official that Zangief will defend the NIWA World Brass Knuckles Championship against "The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne at Battle For Glory.

"The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne vs. Blitz
The two lock up, Blitz gives a quick knee to the gut of "The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne, than pounds him to the corner, Fozzie starts to punch his way out of the corner with straight right hands. Blitz reverses the Irish Whip, Fozzie comes back with a hard elbow to the face, Fozzie than sends Blitz the ropes. a back elbow to the face of Blitz, cover, and a two count. Fozzie nails a Suplex on Blitz, drops a fist to the face of Blitz, makes another cover, and a two count. Blitz backs up to the corner, nails a European Uppercut to Fozzie coming in, and takes Fozzie down. Blitz stomps away at Fozzie in the corner, dropkicks Fozzie in the face, Fozzie gets to his feet, and gets more fists to the face by Blitz. Blitz sends Fozzie to the opposite corner, nails a clothesline coming in, Fozzie falls to the mat, cover, and a two count. Gutwrench into a Gut Buster by Blitz into a body scissors on Fozzie, but he doesn’t give up. Fozzie gives elbows to the face of Blitz to break out, wails away at Blitz, comes off the ropes, nails a Running Knee Lift, Blitz gets up, misses a right hand, and Fozzie connects with a Back Drop Breaker. Blitz looks to get the upper hand again with a rake to the face, Blitz comes off the ropes, Fozzie kicks Blitz in the gut, hooks the arms, picks up Blitz, nails a Jay Driller on him, makes the cover, and a two count. Fozzie sends Blitz to the corner, Fozzie runs in, Blitz gets a foot up on Fozzie coming in, Blitz runs at Fozzie who returns the favor, knocks Blitz back to the corner, Fozzie puts a dazed Blitz on the turnbuckle, Fozzie looks for the Abyss of Woe, but Blitz slides off him, pushes Fozzie off the turnbuckle, Blitz then jumps off at Fozzie, but Fozzie puts his foot up, Blitz falls to the mat, and both men are down. Blitz slowly gets up first, picks up Fozzie, Fozzie nails him with a Tallywacker, and both men are down again. Fozzie finally gets on the cover and Blitz is able to kick out at two. Fozzie’s opponent for Battle For Glory, Zangief starts to make his way to ringside, Fozzie starts to realize this as Zangief stops on the apron, Fozzie takes a swipe at Zangief, but misses, Blitz clubs Fozzie in the back of the head, takes advantage of Zangief’s distraction, and nails Fozzie with a All Out Blitz, hooks the leg, and gets the three. Zangief heads into the ring and stands beside Blitz who kinda stares off at him. Blitz leaves the ring as Zangief puts one foot on Fozzie and flexes to the crowd as the show ends.

Quick Results
Joanna Dark defeated Xena Warrior Princess via pinfall
Dudley Nephews vs. Link & Ganondorf never got started after The Super Mario Brothers attack caused Link and Ganondorf to be unable to compete
Spider-Man defeated Steve Wilkos via pinfall
Chuck Norris defeated Jet Li via pinfall
Blitz defeated "The Trendkiller" Fozzie Osbourne via pinfall after a distraction from Zangief
 

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