Glory Road Tour
AT&T Center
San Antonio, Center
Thursday, November 26th, 2009

The titontron shows a recap of the last house show, than wishes everyone a Happy Thanksgiving.

Chuck Norris comes out to start the show. He gets a big ovation from the San Antonio crowd and enters the ring.

Norris: First off I would like wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving on behalf of everyone in NIWA. *Crowd cheers* Now at Battle for Glory, I finish some unfinished business with a certain person who seems to be trying to make a name for himself not just here, but in EMW as well… in JTH. *Crowd boos* JTH let me make one thing clear, you’re not going to be able to attack from behind, or take cheap shots for your own personal gain. JTH, bottom line is at Battle For Glory, you and your team is going down to my team, and no shortcuts that you try will save you.

Break it Down hits and JTH heads down to the ring and is getting booed, but JTH has a smile on his face as he enters the ring.

JTH: You know Chuck, I could kick your head off right now…

Norris: Why don’t you try it?

JTH: If I did, I wouldn’t be able to enjoy the main event tonight that we’re all going to see and that I’m going to personally enjoy. Besides, you’ll get what you have coming to you at Battle For Glory, and if you don’t take me seriously, you’ll end up like The Human Tornado did last night. *Boos* But that aside, you’re going to be in a one on one match tonight and…*JTH laughs*

Norris: What’s so funny kid? Against who?

JTH: *JTH is laughing and then spills it out* Shawn Michaels!

JTH laughs even harder as the crowd goes crazy as JTH leaves the ring. Texas native Chuck Norris will take on San Antonio’s own "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels on this Thanksgiving special.

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Screens fades to show Terrell Owens in a cocky confident mood as the place goes wild.

T.O.: What do I have to be thankful for… well… definitely not this guy.



Terrell Owens smiles at the clip as the crowd goes wild as a “Titans Suck“ chant starts.

T.O.: But really though, what I am thankful for is being able night in night out that Blitz and the rest of his punks can’t go me with me. Also, I will be thankful is at Battle For Glory, when I walk out the new NIWA World Champion. *Crowd gives a mixed reaction being Shawn Michaels is also in the title match* Hey, hey don’t worry guys because most of all, I’ll be thankful knowing that punk ass Blitz doesn’t walk out the champ, because we all know that he can’t GO! With T.O.!

Screen fades.

NIWA World Women's Tag Team Championship
(c)The Powerpuff Girls vs. Juni & Juli
Ref: Herb Dean
Blossom and Juni start the match. Blossom puts a headlock on Juni, Juni sends Blossom off the ropes, and Blossom gives Juni a shoulder tackle. Blossom shoots off the ropes, jumps over Juni, Juni gets up, connects with an Arm Drag takedown, than a second, and holding onto the Armbar. Juni makes the tag to Juli with the arm still wrenched, Juli climbs to the top turnbuckle, and drops the axe handle onto the arm of Blossom. Juli twists the arm of Blossom more, Blossom gives Juli a shot to the body, a second shot to the body, than whips Juli to the mat. Blossom gives Juli a Spinebuster, floats over in a pin, Juli bridges out at two, spins Blossom around and turns it into a backslide, and a two count as Blossom kicks out. Blossom reverses the Irish Whip, turns around, knocks Bubbles down on the apron, turns around, Blossom kicks her in the gut, nails a Powerbomb on Juli, cover, and a two count. Blossom puts Juli in the corner, tags her sister Bubbles, and the two double whip Juli into their corner. Bubbles snapmares Juli out of the corner, dropkicks Juli in the back, Bubbles locks on the surfboard stretch, and Juli screams in pain. Bubbles picks her up and gives Juli a face crusher, Bubbles heads to the middle rope, goes for a double foot stomp, but misses, both women are looking for tags, and both get the tags in. Juni comes in, clotheslines Blossom to the mat, than the same to Bubbles. Juni sends Blossom off the ropes, hits a big Back Body Drop, than Juni gives Bubbles a dropkick knocking Bubbles down. Juni picks up Blossom, forearms her to the ropes, sends her off the ropes, connects with a Front Powerslam, makes the cover, and Bubbles is able to break up the pin. Juli gets back in the ring, tackles Bubbles to the ground, picks her up, is wailing away at her, Juni than grabs Blossom going for The Juni & Juli Jackhammer (JJJ), but Blossom gets behind Juni, pushes her into Juli, and both knock heads. Bubbles dropkicks Juli to the outside which allows Blossom takes advantage. Blossom kicks Juni, picks her up, nails Perfectly Painful, makes the cover, and gets the three.

The titontron shows the new match made for Battle For Glory, a Women’s Battle For Glory match between Team Johanna Dark vs. Team Sonya Blade.

Sonya Blade vs. Cat Cora
Ref: Mario Yamasaki
Sonya attacks Cat Cora as she heads down to the ring and pummels away at Cora who isn’t even able to defend herself. Sonya picks up Cora and nails a Bicycle Kick to the face knocking down Cora. Sonya again picks up Cora, nails the Kiss of Death, cover, and the three count. The former NIWA World Women’s Champion is in no mood for a match tonight as she has bigger matters to tend to.

Sonya Blade asks for a mic and begins to speak.

Sonya: It seems as though I am without teammates. So what a perfect opportunity to roll out my team.

Mission Complete From the Perfect Dark Zero Sountrack hits. The crowd gives Joanna Dark a pretty good reaction as she makes her way to the ring. She walks up the steel ring steps and enters the ring. She has a mic in hand and speaks.

Joanna: Seeing as you want to roll out your team, I thought it would be a good time for me to do the same. I will let you go first.

Sonya: If you insist. My first team member is someone who I have had issues with before. But I hate you more Joanna. So allow me to introduce team member number one from The Outworld... Frost!

Dragula by Rob Zombie hits. Frost makes her way to the ring getting a chorus boos. She motions to the crowd as if to flip them off before entering the ring.

Joanna: Good choice Sonya, but I got one better. She is from Hawkensville, Georgia; she is the "Middle American Powerhouse..." Elana Fanshaw!

Wynona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus hits. Elana Fanshaw gets a good amount of cheers as she makes her way to the ring. She poses for the crowd before entering the ring.

Sonya: That's impressive I guess, but I have two more for you. It is the team of Tanya and Sareena!

Mortal Kombat Theme Metal Version by Ryashon hits. Tanya and Sareena make their way to the ring getting booed. They soak in all the boos as they taunt the crowd before entering the ring.

Joanna: Very good, very good. But I have something you wish you had. Allow me to introduce the team from Greece... Xena Warrior Princess and Gabrielle.

The Xena: Warrior Princess Theme hits. Xena Warrior Princess and Gabrielle make their way to the ring getting a good amount of cheers. They pose for the crowd before entering the ring.

All eight woman stand in the ring sizing each other up. As Team Joanna Dark is leaving the ring, Team Sonya Blade attack them. But Team Joanna Dark fight back and toss all members of Team Sonya Blade over the top rope. Team Sonya Blade walk to the back as both teams exchange words.

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The titontron shows a table of food and then a hand picks up a pumpkin pie on the end of the table, the screen comes up to show it is Blitz, and the crowd boos.

Blitz: Thanksgiving… the annual day of giving thanks about those around you and who you care about most. *Snickers* Well that wasn’t very hard for me this year, because the number of people I have to give thanks to is none. *Boos* You see, no one gave me anything; so why should gave anything back in return? *Drops the pie to the floor* The thanks I’ll be giving will be an ass kicking of three certain superstars in NIWA, and when that’s all taken care of, I will once again become the NIWA World Heavyweight Champion, which I wouldn’t even have to regain; no thanks to Mr. C.C. and Theo Clardy. But fear not boys and girls, revenge is best served cold; Theo you’ll get what you’ve got coming for you at Megabrawl 3, and Mr. C.C/, I’ll make your Thanksgiving weekend “Hell on Earth” when I once again represent your company as your World Heavyweight Champion… and when I do that… no thanks will be necessary.

Fade to black.

NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship
(c)Terrell Owens w/Mike Gundy vs. Georges "Rush" St. Pierre
Ref: Big John McCarthy
Georges "Rush" St. Pierre goes to work on Terrell Owens. He starts punching him into the corner, than punches him out of the corner, and on the ropes. Owens counters the Irish Whip, connects with a back elbow on St. Pierre who gets to his feet quickly, Owens wails away at the face of St. Pierre, St Pierre counters the Irish Whip of Owens, connects with a Clothesline to Owens knocking him down. Pierre picks up Owens, connects with a Snap Suplex, stomps away at Owens in the chest, St. Pierre picks up Owens for another Suplex, than knees Owens in the gut, turns it into a Gutwrench Powerbomb, cover, and a two count. St. Pierre stomps away at Owens as he tries to get to his feet, Owens starts coming back with right hands as he gets to his feet, St. Pierre kicks back at Owens in the gut, Owens grabs St. Pierre by the foot, gives St. Pierre a big right hand, buying Owens some time. St. Pierre is able to roll on his back to rake Owens in the face as Owens heads over to him. Pierre again kicks Owens in the gut, sends Owens to the turnbuckle, gives Owens punches to the body attacking the ribs, than kicks away at him again causing Owens to fall down in the corner, St. Pierre then starts choking Owens in the corner, the referee starts the count, and St. Pierre breaks before the five count. Owens reverses the Irish Whip to the opposite corner, St. Pierre nails the turnbuckle, comes out, ducks under the right hand of Owens, grabs Owens in the Back Drop position, Owens franticly hits St. Pierre with forearms and elbows to get out. He does get out of the hold, kicks St. Pierre, nails a DDT, rolls over into the cover, and a two count. Owens comes off the ropes, St. Pierre goes behind Owens connects with a Tiger Bomb with Owens landing on the back of his head. St. Pierre heads up to the middle rope, drops his fist on the back of Owens’ head, makes the cover, and a two count. St. Pierre goes for a punch, Owens blocks it, gives a right of his own, Owens blocks another punch, gives another right hand, gives repeated punches to the face, St. Pierre counters the Irish Whip, Owens comes back, nails a Running Elbow at St. Pierre sending him down, cover, and almost a three. Owens picks up St. Pierre, St. Pierre rakes Owens in the face, comes off the ropes, but Owens counters with a Football Tackle, and calls for the end. Owens comes off the ropes, nails the T.O. Elbow, makes the cover, and gets the three. Terrell Owens once again retains the NIWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship.

Vanna White is standing back with the NIWA World Tag Team Championship, Mario and Luigi, The Super Mario Brothers.

Vanna: In just a few moments, you will be defending your NIWA World Tag Team Championship against Link and Ganondorf, but first, we are all wanting to know who your teammates are for Battle For Glory.

Mario: Our teammates are none other than the NIWA World Women's Tag Team Champions, Blossom and Bubbles; The Powerpuff Girls. Just like at Battle For Glory, we are going to beat Link and Ganondorf tonight and retain our World Tag Team Championships.

Link and Ganondorf interrupt the interview.

Link: Mario and Luigi, it seems you are making big statements, but you don't even know who are teammates are.

Luigi: I doubt its anyone worth bragging about.

Link: Aux contrare. We have picked the best female tag team around. It is none other than Kitana and Jade, The Outer World Violators. Once we win the NIWA World Tag Team Championships, we will go into Battle For Glory and continue our winnings ways. Lets go Ganondorf, we have a match against these losers to finish preparing for.

Link and Ganondorf leave the interview area followed by The Super Mario Brothers shortly thereafter.

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The titontron fades to show All The Powerpuff Girls holding their respective championships.

Blossom: As superheroes and as champions, we have a lot to be thankful for. We’re thankful for the opportunity we’ve been given.

Bubbles: We’re thankful for all the friends we’ve made.

Buttercup: We’re thankful for the dummies around here so we can mash them down bad!

Blossom looks over at her sister as the NIWA World Women‘s champion walks off leaving the other two.

Blossom: But Thanksgiving isn’t just about that, or about eating turkey.

Bubbles: Yeah, it’s about eating stuffing, eating cranberry sauce, eating mash potatoes, macaroni and cheese, and pumpkin pie…

Blossom pushes Bubbles off camera who is still listing foods.

Blossom: But remember everyone, be responsible when eating, no one wants to hang out with a pig.

Buttercup walks back on camera with a huge turkey leg in hand and spitting out food as she talks.

Buttercup: May Blossom, have a bite, the food’s great.

Blossom: Eww Buttercup, I can see what you’re eating!

Buttercup: I know, isn’t it great looking?

Blossom pushes Buttercup off camera and it’s back to just her.

Blossom: *Sighs* Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

Camera zooms out to all three girls.

Bubbles: …Sweet potatoes, dumplings, turnip greens, cherry pie, and…

Screen fades to black.

No Holds Barred Match
NIWA World Tag Team Championship
(c)The Super Mario Brothers w/The Princesses vs. Link & Ganondorf
Ref: Mario Yamasaki
The two teams waste no time pounding away at each other, but Link and Ganondorf begin to gain the upper hand as Ganon boots Mario down to the mat and Link nails a Swinging Neck Breaker to Luigi. Link throws Luigi out of the ring, Link and Ganondorf begin to double team Mario as Ganondorf holds Mario while Link gives free shots to the body and head, then Ganon turns it into a Full Nelson Slam, Link makes the cover, and a two count. The two beat Mario to the corner and Ganon runs in with a clothesline connecting to Mario who comes out, Link grabs him, drops him with a Randy Orton backbreaker, cover, and a two count. Link and Ganondorf look to end it early, Ganon looks to apply the Ganon Claw, but Luigi runs back in the ring with a chair, smashes Ganon in the back to stop the move, nails Link in the head taking him down. Luigi then nails a Butt Bomb to Ganon sending him to the corner, then The Super Mario Brothers nails a Double Clothesline on Ganon in the corner, then drop him with a Double DDT on the chair, Mario makes the cover, and Link breaks up the count. Link picks up Mario going for the ZDT, but Mario counters out, The Super Mario Brothers nail Link with a Double Reverse Neck Breaker, and The Super Mario Brothers are all fired up. Mario and Luigi exit the ring, each grab a table, send them into the ring, they stack the tables up on top each other, set them up near a corner, Mario and Luigi set Link in the corner, prop him up, both climb up, look for a Double Superplex through the tables, but Ganon reenters the ring, clubs Luigi in the back knocking him off the top to the out. Ganon grabs Mario with Link still on top, Ganon drills Mario with a Ganon Bomb through both tables, and Mario is out. Ganon doesn’t make the cover, but rather checks on Link on the turnbuckle. Link jumps on the top turnbuckle, mounts Mario, starts pounding away at a defenseless Mario, Luigi gets back in the ring with another chair, smacks Link in the back to stop the attack, but Ganon boots the chair into Luigi’s face knocking him back to the outside, Link and Ganon are standing over a fallen Mario as Princess Peach enters the ring to check on Mario who hasn’t moved, Peach suddenly realizes that Link and Ganon are standing over her and have locked eyes on her as Link grabs her by the hair as Princess Daisy tries to enter the ring, but Ganon grabs her to hold her. Link has a demented look as he pulls Peach to the middle of the ring, Peach then slaps Link on the face and tries to escape, but Link prevents it by still holding onto her hair, Link grabs her, looks to set her up for a ZDT, bu suddenly The Powerpuff Girls head out to the ring and stop the attack, start to attack Link and Ganondorf. Buttercup clotheslines Link over the ropes to the outside as Blossom and Bubbles give a Double Power Punch to Ganon knocking him out as the girls then tend to Peach and Daisy and lead them to the back. Link gets up on the outside wondering where the girls went, but when he turns around, Luigi kicks him in the gut and nails him with a Super Luigi Stunner on the outside, Link is out on the outside as Luigi grabs a title belt. Mario and Ganon begin to get up at the same time, Ganon locks on the Ganon Claw again, but Luigi enters the ring, nails Ganon with the title belt making him groggy, Mario comes to and nails the Super Mario Stunner on Ganon, makes the cover, and gets the three. The Super Mario Brothers retain the NIWA World Tag Team Championships with help from some special friends as The Princesses head back out to the ring and hug their heroes as The Powerpuff Girls stand on the entrance ramp. The Super Mario Brothers and The Princesses stare up to their new allies and give a big thank you to them as the girls leave. Thanksgiving was definitely in full meaning as The Super Mario Brothers are thankful for some perfect little girls.

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The tiontron shows Johnny Bravo, Paul Blart “Mall Cop,” and Larry the Cable Guy. The crowd cheers at the sight of them.

Larry: Hey folks this here’s Larry the Cable Guy wishing ya‘ll a Happy Thanksgiving, and these are my buddies Johnny Bravo and Paul Blart “Mall Cop;” the only cop I can ever get along with…

Paul Blart "Mall Cop" taps him on the shoulder.

Mall Cop: Except when it comes to the last piece of pie…

Larry: Ha, good point. Cause let’s face it, after Thanksgiving we’re stuffed more than Rosie O’Donnell at the “All You Can Eat Buffet.” Hell, we might as well be Rosie O’Donnell at the “All You Can Eat Buffet,” hell she’s one more M&M away from holy crap.

Johnny Bravo slaps him on the shoulder getting his attention and points back at the camera.

Larry: Oh that’s right, thanks Elvis. *Crowd laughs* And since the three of us know a lot about food, we thought we could teach you guys what to do with your turkey this year, but we couldn’t afford just get any regular turkey, no; we had to bring in a really special turkey. Hey come on in, you’re late.

Camera snaps around and it’s Steve Wilkos in a turkey outfit as the crowd starts laughing hysterically.

Wilkos: Come on guys, do I really have to do this?

Larry: Come on Steve we thought you were the perfect turkey for the job, besides we all prefer white meat. *Laughs* Now first we’re going to show you how to get that turkey ready for the feast. *Then Bravo punches Wilkos in the gut and Wilkos falls on his knees* That’s right Johnny, beat that turkey in shape. *Mall Cop then clubs Wilkos in the back and Wilkos is now his back* Then comes the stuffing of the turkey! *Which puts a worried look on Wilkos* Then we throw the some bitch in the oven. *Wilkos then gets up and runs off* Then we eat it!

Wilkos: AHHHH! NO!!!!!

As Mall Cop and Bravo run off after him, a loud crash sound is heard as Larry looks over.

Larry: Well that’s one turkey that can’t fly, I guess we better just stick with pie. Get R’ Done!

Crowd cheers as the screen fades to black.

Shawn Michaels and Chuck Norris are shown making their way to the ring.

Chuck Norris vs. “Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels
Ref: Mario Yamasaki
The two lock eyes and the crowd is on their feet, the two start trading blows with each other as Chuck Norris starts to gain the upper hand, but "Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels comes back with chops to the chest, sends Norris off the ropes, a Back Body Drop, Norris gets up, and HBK clotheslines Norris over the top. HBK skins the cat back in, then does a plancha connecting on Norris on the outside. HBK headlocks Norris to bring him back into the ring, but Norris shoves HBK into the ring post, HBK bounces off, and falls to the mat. Norris sends HBK back into the ring, drops an elbow, makes the cover, and a two count. Norris gives kicks to the legs and ribs of HBK backing him into the corner, then nailing a Roundhouse to the chest taking him down. Norris sends HBK to the corner, runs in to which HBK gets a foot up, runs at Norris who counters with a Powerslam, cover, and a two count. Norris misses another Roundhouse, HBK chops away at Norris again, Norris reverses the Irish Whip, HBK flips over Norris for a sunset flip, cover and a two count. Norris gets up, goes for a kick, but HBK blocks it, turns it into a Dragon Screw Legwhip, then HBK locks on the Figure Four Leg Lock to the woos of the crowd, Norris tries to reach the ropes, but HBK prevents it until Norris is able to reverse the hold, and flip HBK over, but HBK quickly lets go of the hold. HBK picks up Norris, nails a Shin Breaker on Norris, goes for another Figure Four Leg Lock, but Norris rolls him up, and a near fall. Norris gets up, HBK chops Norris down to the mat, cover, and a two count. HBK puts Norris in a sleeper hold, Norris starts to fade, referee checks the arm and it goes down, then a second time, Norris keeps the arm up the third time, and starts to comeback. Norris gives elbows to the gut breaking the hold, Norris comes off the ropes, HBK counters with a Lou Thesz Press, and punches away at Norris. HBK chops away at Norris as he gets up, then Norris reverses the Irish Whip to the corner causing HBK to flip around, back down off the corner and Norris decks HBK with a High Jump Kick, and Norris calls for the end. Norris waits for HBK to get to his feet, goes for the Chuck Norris Kick, but HBK runs under, ducks the kick, comes off the ropes, nails the Flying Forearm, and both men are down. HBK nips up, Norris gets to his feet, HBK nails an Inverted Atomic Drop, and a punch down. Norris gets back up and HBK takes him down with a scoop slam. HBK heads to the top turnbuckle, goes for the Diving Elbow, but misses, and both men are down again. The two get up, they are trading blows again, HBK with chops, and Norris with kicks as the shots get harder. HBK starts to get the upper hand, Norris reverses the Irish Whip, HBK goes for another Flying Forearm, but Norris evades it, gets the Norris Kick on HBK, but not all of it as HBK falls back face first to the corner as Norris is down. Norris slowly gets to his feet, heads over to HBK who gives Norris another big chop down, HBK heads to the top again, this time drills the Elbow from the top, and calls for the end. HBK starts tuning up the band as Norris starts to get to his feet, but JTH then runs out, drills HBK with a low blow through the ropes on HBK taking him down, then enters the ring, goes for the WrestleMania Kick on Norris, but Norris blocks it, pushes him away, and takes down JTH. He starts pounding away at JTH, then Blitz heads down to the ring, starts to pound away at HBK who is still down, and soon afterwards is joined by the rest of the Elite Mafia as it is now an onslaught. The numbers are too much for HBK and Chuck Norris, but then Terrell Owens, Mr. Clean, Spider-Man, and Peter Pan all hit the ring together to even the odds. All 12 men on each respective side are going against each other as it is a full melee as the show ends.

Quick Results
The Powerpuff Girls defeated Juni & Juli via pinfall to retain the NIWA Women’s Tag Team Championships
Sonya Blade defeated Cat Cora via pinfall
Terrell Owens defeated Georges St. Pierre via pinfall to retain the NIWA Junior Heavyweight Championship
The Super Mario Bros. defeated Link & Ganondorf in a No Holds Barred match to retain the NIWA World Tag Team Championships
Shawn Michaels vs. Chuck Norris ended in a double disqualification after JTH interference which resulted in an all out melee